A girl who would answer this survey in the following manner:
1. Have you ever been in love?
Yes, with Bugs Bunny. Every time he kissed Elmer Fudd, I'd imagine he was kissing me.
2. What kind of music do you like?
Anything, so long as farting noises are keeping the beat.
3. What color eyes do you have?
The kind that burns through to your soul.
4. What would you like to reincarnate into?
Brad Pitt's rubber ducky. Yeah, I want to swim around him while he's all naked and lathery.
5. How old are you?
Don't worry, baby, I'm legal. That's all you need to know.