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your mistress of pain

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About Me



a little weird... a little pale... i would talk to a brick wall if it showed interest, but i would prefer talking to a human or human-like creature. i eat peanut m&m's by biting off the top half, eating the peanut, then eating the botton half. i bite. peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are the tastiest sandwiches ever. i have been told that white bread causes asthma. i own a body pillow that i have named conan, after conan o'brien. i have been a vegetarian for the last ten years. i am the most typical gemini you will ever meet. i hate stupid people. anything else, just ask...

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My Interests

well, i love... art, being a dominatrix, black, black eyeliner, blood and everything you can do with it, bondage, boys in make-up and skirts, my chili pepper lights, cigarettes, diet coke with lime, dried blowfish souveneirs, being utterly fabulous, fishnet ANYTHING, gaudy jewlery, being a completely insane gemini, hair dye, hands, pen and ink drawings, long cigarette holders, lurve, misandry, phallic symbols, photography, piercings, robert longo - men in ice series, sadomasochism, sarin, jean-paul sartre, serial killers (all about Bundy), sushi, tea, vinyl and pleather, andy warhol, whips, chains cuffs and my cast iron shackles, talking dirty, being completely wicked...

Music:

From Autumn to Ashes, Nox, Cursive, Cradle of Filth, Garbage, Type O Negative, Rancid, MSI, Lady Sovereign, Royksopp, Bjork, Ani Difranco, The Gathering, Portishead, Thursday, Suzanne Vega, Glam Rock, Bowie, Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, Theivery Corporation, Katatonia, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, H.I.M, The Rasmus, Rasputina, Dresden Dolls, Lacuna Coil, Snake River Conspiracy, Metallica, Kittie, And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, AFI, Duran Duran, Kansas, Simon and Garfunkel, The Doors, Atmosphere, Theatre of Tragedy, KMFDM (or MDFMK), Psychedelic Furs, The Clash, Crass, One True Thing, all chick music, The Capricorns, Souxsie and the Banshees, the theme to Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, STYX, NIN, Guster, Deadicated, etc...

Movies:

Anything about killer tomatoes, "TROMA" (in particular, "Tromeo and Juliet", "The Toxic Avenger", Nuke'm High movies, and "Child's Play"), "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter", "Frogs", "Dead Alive", All the Evil Dead movies, "The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover", "Super Troopers", "Space Troopers", "SLC Punk", "Lola Rennt", "Life is Beautiful", "The Notebook", "The Velvet Goldmine," "Trainspotting", "Requiem for a Dream", "The Family Guy Movie", "Donnie Darko", "A Clockwork Orange"...

Television:

FOOD NETWORK, SVU, CSI, House (!!!), Adult Swim and Invader Zim

Books:

Anything by Sartre, Kafka or Alice Hoffman... Johnny the Homicidal Maniac... A Clockwork Orange

My Blog

yous a ho... fo sho...

blahhhhh sooo finished another semester of school. (thank god) i am going to be not taking classes this summer (omg, i know, whatever will i do with myself) and i am just going to work a lot. life has...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

like whoa

life has been mildly ridiculous and insane recently... so... first there was the car accident, yes, i know what you are thinking, i have such a terrible track record with cars... yes, i do, but as usu...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

trying to write a paper and this comes out instead

i will always find it so odd to sit and contemplate your life and see how drastically different it is than how you thought it ever would be. if someone had told me a year ago that this was how it woul...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

happy fifth night of chanukah

last night after i finally finished my paper, jon and carrie came over and we went to pan(t)era bread for dinner and then to dairy queen for blizzard yum yum goodnesss... charlie came home from work a...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST

stuff...

i suppose its been long enough since i posted something... so... i am in the midst of finals week which is eating my brain. i am trying to write an ethics paper... while i have been up all day pluggin...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

blahhhhh

class was canceled for today!!!! yay! quiz tomorrow? meh.... now i am just chilling before my chiro appt. later today (omg, i am in so much freakin' pain), then i have work at five. hopefully somewher...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:16:00 PST

so basically....

i want the love that you see in the movies. seriously, last night i watched the notebook and it just makes you wish you could have the love that they show, where you literally see people withering awa...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:23:00 PST

i propositioned rissa... it was hot

well, still looking for employment, but at least i have registered for my summer classes at penn state abington, (exxxciting, no?) i got to go to whole foods today which was awesome and i bought some ...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Fri, 12 May 2006 06:02:00 PST

cool rantings of an apparent psychopath

is it bad when the first two sentences of your "am i abnormal?" quiz results are "You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul." ? because i can't see that as b...
Posted by your mistress of pain on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:05:00 PST

*smile*

pure happiness
Posted by your mistress of pain on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST