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Samuel

Socrates ain’t got nothing on me when it comes to overthinking.

About Me

People that really know the real Samuel Dillon, will know how friendly, kind, fun loving, humorous and above all modest i really am. This is the funniest thing you will ever hear http://www.guardian.co.uk/rickygervais . The videos below are videos that make me laugh, i hope you enjoy them as mush as i have
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My Interests

Starring in mirrors and shinny objects for extended periods of time.

I'd like to meet:

I love my comedy, i even like to write my own,I hate making generalised statements period, i will say nothing about the americans, however i will let this short clip do it for mei just feel saddened that i didnt come up with this one, this is genius, enjoy.

Lets talk about THE ISSUES
This is the funniest comedy sketch EVER - if you dont like this you should be shot.

This next one goes out to Alex "MC" Macgregor.

Chris Martin, are you having a laugh?

Music:

I do like a bit of music on my iPod, it is true

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, 12 Angry Men, Goodfellas, It’s a wonderful Life, Fight Club, Johnny English, The Matrix, Ocean's 11 (not 12, sorry) Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Raging Bull, Some like it hot, Kill Bill, Forrest Gump, Donnie Darko, OldBoy, Back to the Future, Gladiator, Trainspotting, Snatch, Lock Stock, Rocky (the new one Aka 6 is classic rocky), anything by samuel dillon (you know its good)

Television:

.. It might be hard to believe but lots more, too many to name . lets face it chance are i have given it a chance, what more could you ask for? what a pony? that just stupid.

Books:

Ask me if i have read a perticular book, i will think for a second, and then reply "no" in such a way that it is such a serprise that you have managed to find a book that i havent read. Honestly, I’m a teenage guy, so what would you expect, basically anything by John Grisham

Heroes:

Me, God, Jack Bauer and Ricky Gervais. In that order..

My Blog

What i think of Americans

Let me start this by saying I was asked write this for a school in America. It was a lighthearted approach to some views of America and Americans. I hope you enjoy.************************************...
Posted by Samuel on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST

Jack Bauer? Discuss

It is finally time to ask the question we ask at the end of every season of 24. How does he do it.The first response is that he is a superhero. The first clue jack alias was Frank Flynn, the alliterat...
Posted by Samuel on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:40:00 PST

Rant: The Simpsons meets Ricky Gervais

Okay so lets get one thing stright, I love the simpsons, i have always been their biggest fan and also the president of the simpson club at twyford. I am also aware that the simpsons has made it possi...
Posted by Samuel on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST

Skiing

So got back from skiing was a great trip with amazing snowin tribute to Chris ' the snow was almost as amazing as i was'i feel a 'big up' to the Eden bar keeping me filled up on Heinekenany stories to...
Posted by Samuel on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:07:00 PST

New Blog

Okay i am starting this Blog on a high so think happy thoughts
Posted by Samuel on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST

The begining

The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
Posted by Samuel on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:49:00 PST