george - ProfilesArchive

About Me

about me: an obsessive compulsive neat freak who can't walk into a room unless there is a window on the left (but if it's on the right i can still come in, i just walk in backwards... it's not obvious though). i can only go to the store if it's a tuesday and it's between 7 and 7:51am otherwise the food doesn't taste as good. i have trouble reading unless i'm standing on my head with irish folk music on in the background. when i need to use the men's room i won't be able to go unless i hop there on my left foot. i'd say i'm a pretty average dude... well, if you take away the whole "above average" thing...

My Interests

bbq-ing, guitar, camping, karaoke, rock n' roll shows, eating, sleeping, living, los angeles, jersey, rosey, frisbee, fishing, my misplaced pumpkin.
i'm also interested in more trips. really looking forward to the winter trip to tahoe. i don't like anything else.

I'd like to meet:

someone who has windows on the left.
i'd also like to meet the bus driver, the post man, the little munchkin lady that works at ralphs who looks just like the woman from poltergeist. i'd also like to meet jack bauer.

Music:

The Soren Buck Solo Project / The Lot Six / Red Sparowes / Cave In / SPiTZZ / Radiohead / The Static Age / Mittens / The Bronx / Al Green / Sigur Ros / The Explosion / Darker My Love / Stevie Wonder / The Rolling Stones / The Mars Volta / The Flaming Lips / Sweet Hoes / and Blink 182. (just kiddin':) I pod sometimes too...

Movies:

the life of brian, shawshank redemption, airplane, goonies, spies like us, beverly hills cop 2 elf, better off dead, rushmore, caddy shack... etc. etc. etc... they're good, but i need more please.

Television:

24, simpsons, south park, john stewart... i'll watch other stuff if forced but the oc ruined my birthday so that one's out of the question.

Books:

i read all the harry potter books.

Heroes:

spicy italian with the works! oil, vinegar, mustard, mayo, toms, hot peppers, pickles, olives, onions.....the works!!

My Blog

i'm pretty sure, the weirdest night of my life...

four weeks ago, i got a call from curtis (aka coach curtis). he and coach devin were recruiting a soccer team for RabbitTusk. nike was putting together a tournament thingy where you play 3 minute game...
Posted by george on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 05:02:00 PST

what's this fly doing in my soup?

waiter: it appears to be doing the back stroke sir. waiter waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?! waiter: it appears to be drowning sir. '06 is really good so far.
Posted by george on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:30:00 PST

Santa's Pissed!

a little bird told me (mrs. c) that santa snapped the other day at one of his elves... so get this, apparently "santa's fat ass" was melding with one of her quilted quilts when daveldonk skipped i...
Posted by george on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:11:00 PST

And then there were four...

you know what i need? a universal remote. i've got four gosh dang remotes and i can't stand fumbling around in the dark looking for the right one. one works the windows, one for the lights, one for th...
Posted by george on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:38:00 PST

Sandwich Claims, "Bread reponsible for mold"

a b.l.t. sandwich received a life sentence today for attempted murder. the sandwich was caught by a prospective eater with mold on the crust. the defense's council claimed that although bacon lettace...
Posted by george on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 06:30:00 PST

happy wednesday!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S WEDNESDAY!!!? wednesday is definitely one of my top ten favorite days.
Posted by george on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:09:00 PST

George Davis Is Innocent

I was working the door at a party downtown when the fire marshall and his cronies came busting in. They took my ID and now I'm going to be fined up to $1,000 plus 6 months of probation.
Posted by george on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 02:50:00 PST