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murphy aka mr. j

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About Me

i'm a vampirate. think jack sparrow with fangs. i get excessively drunk, mock others, and attack things at random. i also worship the devil, murder babies and puppies, and dance naked in their blood on nights of the full moon. i stand in groups of children and talk about how cool smoking is.
Malkavian: Congratulations! You are incurably insane! Clan quote: 'Laugh if you like. Doesn't matter. Assume that you're so much smarter than the poor, broken lunatic. Doesn't matter. But think about this: you're a dead thing, same as me. You died and were reborn...as this. What makes you and me different? Simple, I REMEMBER what I saw when i was full and truly dead. You'd be mad, too.
You scored as Malkavian
. You belong to the Malkavian bloodline. The Malkavians are blessed with an "inner sight" which often gives them great perception and even clairvoyance. Many are sought for their counsel and insight. The drawback, however, is that they are all entirely insane. If a vampire is speaking in obscure riddles, it's a fair bet they are of Malkavian blood.

Malkavian


100%

Tremere


92%

Gangrel


75%

Brujah


58%

Nosferatu


58%

Toreador


38%

Ventrue


29%
What vampire clan do you belong to?
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Antitribu Malky: Oh dear Gods why can't they see that the way and the light and all things good and pure and all the heavens and hell and all things bad and all things that bleed and every star and every worm and you and me--why can't they see that we are all of us the same? And we are all destruction. Yes...destruction...
You scored as Blood. Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.

Biting


100%

Bondage


100%

Blood


100%

Chains/Handcuffs


67%

Whips


67%

Blind Folds


42%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
created with QuizFarm.comThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
murphy --
[adjective]:
Fetish oriented
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Black myspace layout

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a girl, blonde, 20's, unavailable at night, chosen, ice skating fetish. oh, and she needs a watcher.



My Blog

soldier

 and if i was a soldier and a chance to know her i'd sit here on whiskey, fat and staying free but since i am a soldier i'll go where i am told, sir dancing with the devils in the cacophony
Posted by on Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:20:00 GMT

eyes

Kainsdisciples [5:46 AM]:  wake up in the dark. fists clenched. blind.open hands> see ceiling. you're holding your eyes. RandellaV [5:46 AM]:  ! RandellaV [5:46 AM]:  Wtf! Kainsdisciples [5:48 AM]...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:59:00 GMT

a lower deep

a lower deep    Abject misery had led me there, stumbling alone through the dark aimless subway tunnels. Reflecting on my failed life. Dead-end job, dead-end family. I sought solace in ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:27:00 GMT

antony

if my shadow were achillesand troy as my skymy love would live upon my swordand my reflection in your eyefor you i'd cleave the armourfrom the collossus of rhodesi'd sack the gauls and sip sweet winef...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:46:00 GMT

venus genetrix

the aegis shatteredlust is worna cubit of cupidsnow are mournedecstasy and envyhunt the scornedunto a mortal latticevenus reborn
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:34:00 GMT

daeva

and if the stars were all rosesand petals rained down from the skyand we were all drowned in their heady perfumeour corpses blanketed from abovewould our deaths be beautiful art?or would we just be de...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:33:00 GMT

lament

the dead shall comeand dead shall dineopened wristsshall be their winetoken lovers cast asidedusk till dawn shall be their bridefall beneath the morning's tideonce were men but now abideall i want is ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:36:00 GMT

grab a pint and sing what i wrote

So I'm sitting at the bar buying round after round     Jameson can't distill as fast as i can knock them down There soon walked in a lass, she was the queen of the town I thought I caug...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:06:00 GMT

of hell...

barbed wire fishhooks on the back of my neck my hands are bloody i haven't begun yet legendary suffering rivers of sweat skinless but lovely from darkness let face pulled back in an evil gri...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 02:45:00 GMT

murphy's theory

a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. this natural selection is good for th...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 05:07:00 GMT