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Shawn, Shorny, Shawnbert, Shawnzy...

About Me

I seem shy to most people, but that's only a facade. In school i'm very quite, but outside of school i'm a very different person. I like to spend my time hanging out with friends, doing whatever we feel like doing. Most of the time thats going to the beach, swimming, playing raquetball or poker, or just sitting around and chatting. (Despite my appearance I don't surf). I participate in track and run the 400 meter (Quater mile). My PR (Personal Record) is 54.8s. Yay! Track is hell, but i'm stupid so it's ok.
I love Hawaii! Anyone who has never been to Hawaii absolutely needs to go or else... Las Vegas is fun too. It is the only place in the world that you can look down at anytime and find... well lets say something interesting!
What's new(ish):
• July 16th: My brother and I passed our motorcycle tests! On to the road!
• July 22nd: Had my first accident (not motorcycle related). =(
• July 29th: Visited UCLA, UCI, UCSD, & CSULB. Go UCI!
• August 20th: Back from Vegas! Lots o' fun!!!
• Sometime: Sam R., Sam Moore, and Moshe had brithdays, but who really cares?
• October 14th: "Traditionaly, lions have no egg breaking skills."
• March: Accepted to UCLA, UCI, UCSB & UCSC.
• March: Gotz me a motorcycle lisence.

My Interests

• Hanging out with friends!
¤ Talking with friends!
• Relaxing at the beach!
¤ Robbing people at poker!
• Food! Lots of it!!
¤ Spacing Out...
• Who actually reads this?
¤ Working on "The Project"!
• Survival, the card game!
¤ Motorcycles are fun!!!
• Cats Rule!

¤ Swirly Psychology!
• Late nights in the Fort!
¤ Sleeeeeeeep!
• LIVESTRONG
¤ Raquetball face-smashings!
• Avoiding puking in track!
¤ Swimming!
• Frizbee (At the beach)!
¤ Music Kicks Ass!

I'd like to meet:

Despite my shyness and silence I like to talk to people especially friends, so if I know you I'd like you to be my friend; if I don't know you then I'd probably like to know you! (Unless of course you are a sadistic nazi rapist who eats babies for breakfast!)

Fun stuff:
• Play The Swirly Thing Game! Come one, come all. I have posted a mysterious picture on my page under my pics and I would like to see what everybody sees within it. Compare your results to others who have played and see who thinks the most like you! So come comment if you haven't already.
• "Whore Tests" Discover the type of whore you are! These tests are awsome!
• Sudoku. Boku ha josu desu ne! (not)
• Look up "woman" on Thesaurus.com . The second page halfway down.
• Look up "douche" "slut" or "whore" on Urban Dictionary .

Random surveys:

Scenario: It is time for the epic clash of the battle bugs! (This was a 7th grade project) Who will win? Spider mounted with a machine gun, bee dropping bombs, beetle carrying a ray gun, or worm wielding flame thrower? (Note kamakazie bug is not a choice for obvious reasons) Vote now!
Scenario: You are at your girlfriends/boyfriends house for dinner. While you are eating dinner your stomach begins acting up, so you excuse your self from the table, rush to the bathroom, and shove fluffy the cat off the toilet seat. Once you finish your business, you realize that there is no toilet paper left...

Music:

• Trapt
¤ Staind
• Nickelback
¤ Linkin Park
• 3 Doors Down
¤ Jimmy Eat World
• Three Days Grace

Movies:

¤ Team America
• Wedding Crashers
¤ Scary Movie
• American Pie
¤ V for Vendetta

Television:

• Futurama
¤ South Park
• Family Guy

Books:

¤ Are you kidding me?

Heroes:

• Your Mother!

My Blog

Southpark Friends!


Posted by §chon on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

Past Art

Fun stuff. Done in freetime a few years ago. Waddaya think?     ...
Posted by §chon on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:35:00 PST

SBAW vs God episode 2

BLOG!!!: Ahhhhhh SBAW vs God episode 2 cast: Super Brooding Artiste Whore / Panther  - hater of all  Kinky Gay Man Whore  - Leader of the Jews by day, strip club manager &am...
Posted by §chon on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST

SBAW vs God (Anonymous MySpace Whore)

I don't understand how you use this kudos thing...   Wait...   Shawn uses Post Button Attack... Sam recieves 2 points of whore! Sam fainted. Trainer Sam has been defeated! Trainer Sam: "Some...
Posted by §chon on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:28:00 PST