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TRAUMA

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About Me

Hello, my name is Michael/Mike. I am a person who love's to make people laugh and enjoy being a good friend. Sometimes I can be mischevious when not supervised, just kidding, no I'm seroius. I like to drink with friends, have been said to be creative, a good listener, compassionate, down to earth, protective when necessary, but mostly I try t be a good friend. I enjoy competing in the Scottish Games, eating good foods, drinking and being with great company. I enjoy listening to others and just being in the moment. I live my life a day at a time because lifes too short to worry about all those things that are out of your control. It is pretty hard to be shy around me, I usually crack peoples shells quick and get them talking and laughing. So thats enough about me, you want to talk? Just hit me up, God bless.
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ford or chevy? Ford
diesel or gas? Gas prices suck ass
bulls or broncs? Bulls
wrangler or cinch? Wrangler
lace up or pull on boots? Lacers
Justi n or H&H? Neither, Danners
tail gating or line dancing? Dancing between the sheets!
george strait or chis ledoux? Clint Black
mossy oak or real tree camo? Tiedye
bud or coors? Guinness, "In a pinch Coors"
cope or skoal? Cope
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? My Girl
men belong in the... Emergency Room
women belong in the... Delivery Room
beef or pork? Pork
hunting or fishing? Fishing
drugs or jesus? Jesus
stetson or resistol? Resistol
bed of your truck or a motel? Matters on how much I had to drink, I think her hand prints are still on the back windows of my truck!
texas or colorado? Texas
ropin or wrestling? Cow tippin
tatoos or scars? both
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? Rodeo with my girl
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Name: Mike(AKA Trauma or Bird Dog)
Birthday: September 16, 1983
Birthplace: Walnut Creek, CA
Current Location: Magalia, CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Finnish, Scottish, German,
The Shoes You Wore Today: Danner Wildland Fire Boots
Your Weakness: Massages, womens perfumes
Your Fears: Unsecured Criminal Violence scenes
Your Perfect Pizza: Woodstocks Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Enter The Paramedic Academy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehehehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wake up? I never went to bed, who the hell has time for sleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: Strong arms and shoulders
Your Bedtime: What the fuck! We have a transfer to where?!?!
Your Most Missed Memory: I had a head injury, there's a lot, thank you very much!
Pepsi or Coke: Root beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, I dont eat horse or rat
Single or Group Dates: Either is fine
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Lemon Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, and lots of it dammit!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck No!
Do you Sing: Always while driving, it's more about making random noises.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice, cant stand having funk on me!
Have you Been in Love: Yes...
Do you want to go to College: In college 4th year.
Do you want to get Married: Yeppers, down the road.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not easily.
Do you think you are Attractive: I hope so, if not, I'm screwed.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes and No, like be health conscious, but not overboard.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: yes, X Box.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Do chickens have feathers?
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, it's summer and I havent even been swimming.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I dont steal, borrow maybe.
Ever been Drunk: Yeah, a few times.
Ever been called a Tease: A flirt maybe
Ever been Beaten up: Not a good idea to piss me off
Ever Shoplifted: couple of times, back when I was 13
How do you want to Die: Quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Paramedic/Nurse
What country would you most like to Visit: Scottland, Ireland, Italy, Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Brown, Hazel, Green, open to all kinds
Favourite Hair Color: Open to all kinds
Short or Long Hair: Preferably long, just not too short
Height: 5ft-6ft Open, I dont want to feel like a giant or like a mouse.
Weight: Not too heavy and not too light, a little meat is appreciated.
Best Clothing Style: Blouses, dresses, jeans, naked, whatever's clever
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 Smoked pot once when I was 14
Number of CDs I own: Over 60 at least
Number of Piercings: Zero, Zilch, Nada
Number of Tattoos: One for now, thinking about more later
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't regret much, just wish that I would have done some things differently.
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My Interests

Competing in the Scottish Highland Games, hiking, quadding, off roading, shooting pool, sewing, working with clay, bowling, metal working, yoga, weight training, swimming, rifle marksmanship, working on engines, cooking, baking, bible study, reading, roping, hunting (pheasant) when I get the chance, hanging out with friends,learning, and most important playing X BOX, wait, sex and sleep are important too.

I'd like to meet:

Awesome people of all walks of life. I'm simple when it comes to friends, be honest-dont lie to me, be yourself, and don't be a dick, otherwise I welcome everyone.

Music:

Static X, Disturbed, Mudvayne (L.D. 50 is fucking awesome), Red with Envy, Nonpoint, Trivium, Linkin Park, Obie Trice, Lil Jon, Lil Flip, E-40, Kellis, DMX, LL Cool J, Fat Joe "when he was cool," Beastie Boys, Jason Aldean, Trace Adkins, Some of Garth, Clint Black, Big and Rich, anything with bagpipes or that has a bitchin beat.

Movies:

Predator, All Terminator's except number 3, Meet Joe Black, The Edge, Smokin' Aces, XXX (Triple X), Hannibal, Braveheart, Unleashed, Crocidile Dundee I and II, The Matrix Trilogy, Gone in 60 Seconds, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Toy Story, Kronks new groove "listened to it at customers house while fixing sheet rock, sounded funny," Beauty Shop, "I think queen Latifah is gorgeous, Cocoon, The Rock, "Sean Connery Fan," Men In Black, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Training Day, The Professional, "I like Jean Roneau," American History X, Independance Day, The Cell, Saw 1-2-3 "I have a morbid sense of humor," Madagascar, and many more.


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Television:

Futurama, Robot Chicken, Frisky Dingo, Home Improvement, Miami Ink, A&E, Third Watch, Star Trek Voyager, Discovery Channel. Actually I dont wath a lot of TV.

Books:

The Bible. All quiet on the Western Front. Journey to the center of the earth. Chronicles of Narnia. The works of Albert Einstein. Robert Oppenheimers "Dark Sun." Anatomy and Physiology texts, the works.

Heroes:

Jesus and my split personality, need I say more?

My Blog

EMS Christmas Carol

On the First day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me...Granma who fell and hurt her knee... On the Second Day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me...2MG of Narcan for the out of work person who w...
Posted by TRAUMA on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

God (please take a moment to read)

I love Jesus with all my heart. I live everyday to please my creator. I am so grateful for the breath that He has put into me to keep me going everyday. Thank you Lord, for the gift of life. I pray fo...
Posted by TRAUMA on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:20:00 PST

The Barf Weasel

     This was an ingenious invention that I made up a year ago. I was at a party, too drunk to function, this was actually on accident, we were playing Kings. So while I sat on the...
Posted by TRAUMA on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:41:00 PST

What's in a name?

R Revolutionary E Edgy D Devious N Nutty E Explosive C Complicated K Kind C Clever O Outrageous W Whimsical B Bright O Organic Y Yummy Name'>http://www.go-quiz.com/acronym/acronym.p...
Posted by TRAUMA on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:48:00 PST