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I'd like to meet:

When I think about it, I am pretty lucky to have the group of friends that I do. Even the people I don't talk to everyday are all really good people. In a way I feel greedy to say that I still want to meet more like-minded individuals. I see so many people out there searching for a connection of some kind and frankly it is hard. Insecurities are abound when you try to find something other than a shallow relationship, and that goes for both friendships and romantic connections. I'm not ashamed to say I would use every tool at my disposal (including myspace) to reach out to people since most traditional avenues of sociality aren't appealing to someone like myself. So all in all, I'd like to meet someone who's not afraid to hold onto an outstretched hand.

Moist Tidbits
I had dinner with Satan and he stiffed me on the check! That's the last time we go to Olive Garden.

David Hasselhoff leaves me death threats on my answering machine. I don't know how he keeps getting my number.

I own 10 guns, but none of them are real.

I desperatly, secretly want to be punched in the face, although if you tried to do it, I would probabaly duck.

I almost bought this sweet ass coffee table the other day that would totally be perfect for my living room.....but I don't drink coffee.

You wouldn't guess it, but Jason Vorhees is a really good poker player.

Someday I would like to go insane, but I can't afford to take the time off of work.

I like most music, except the music I don't like.

Did you know that I'm like one of 14 people on MySpace who actually have videos uploaded on their account? You can check them out by clicking the 'videos' link next to my 'pics' link.

I've figured out that if you tell someone you don't like the taste of beer, you get the same reaction as if you just told them you kick babies for sport.

I'd like to buy the world a Coke. And then tell it to shut the fuck up....I can't sleep sometimes.

I try to give the finger to at least one person a day.

If you asked me (and I don't know why anyone would) I could recite quantum theory to you, but if you ask me what I had for lunch yesterday, I'm stumped.

Creating loud noises at times can be refreshing.

After much thought and consideration, I have come to the conclusion that I should not think so damn much about shit.

Sometimes I really wish I was dumb.

Othertimes I wish people would quit calling me dumb.

I thought the movie "The Exorcist" was over-rated. There...I've said it and I feel better for having said it.

I wish I was the type of person who "makes their bed" in the morning before starting the day.

I'm the type of person who spells profanity in their Alpha-Bits cereal, and then quietly giggles to himself.

You know you're too attatched to your iPod when you're listening to it while taking a dump.

Here's an interesting tidbit...you can't buy a noraml alarm clock at a store without a "snooze" button. I've tried. I need to break up with the snooze button.

FF's
Since I get shit for not doing surveys, I thought I would just list some things about myself here. Like the chicken nugget fiasco, each one has a story behind it, so the next time you and I have a lull in the conversation, feel free to ask me about any one of the following FF's....(Fun Facts)

I stood next to my cousin when the world’s largest tiger pissed on him.

I’ve had over 13 flat tires so far in my life.

I’ve also had a wheel fall of my car while driving, and nearly hit an oncoming ambulance

To get blazing drunk, I have to drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels in less than 2 hours.

I started to wear black all the time in high school not because I was goth, but because it was just easier to match.

In high school, I was on TV twice for one of those “Quiz Bowl” type shows.

I once went a whole month without saying a word to see if I could.

I’ve recorded the world champion female barbershop quartet in a recording studio.

I haven’t had a bruise since I was 18.

On June 22nd, 2000, I woke up in the forests of West Virginia and fell asleep in the desert of Las Vegas.

75% of all the drugs I have tried have had little to no effect on me.

I had to forge a high school grade card for my best friend so he wouldn’t get shipped off to military school.

Ozzy Osboune once yelled at me.

I have just under 200 college credit hours so far but no degree yet.

I grew up in a trailer park for 13 years. (Troy Villa WOOT WOOT!)

I’ve been detained and held in custody due to the patriot act.

I had and still have a ticket to go see a Tool concert on Sept. 11th, 2001.

I once was in a band, and when we performed, my hair was bleached blond down to my ass and done up in pigtails. There’s a tape somewhere…..I need to find it.

I saved someone’s life at an old job I had, and I got a lime green shirt as a reward.

I was interrogated by the FBI when I was 12.

In high school I looked so old that I had to pretend to be the coach of our soccer team when he neglected to show up for a tournament.

When I was 14, I stayed awake for just over 7 days. Interesting things start to happen to you after day 4.

I was hit by a car when I was 11, and my mom ended up having to pay damages to the driver.

I've danced onstage with George Clinton and the Parliment Funkadelic.

I once had to interview the man who invented the plastic bottle.