oOH LeaH... |
oOH Ya'll Don't Know Leah?
My Evil Twin Who Prayes On My Sins So That I Can Keep It In.My Sidekick On The Side Who's Always Down To Ride And Feast On My Pride.
The One Whose Always Standing Tall, Read...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:56:00 PST |
I Promise To Bring The Bullets If You Promise To Pull The Trigger |
"Nothin come's easy. You gotta try real real hard. I try hard, but I guess I gotta try harder. "
19 years I've been on this god for saken planet. 19 years I've had of screwin up over and over. 19 year...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:22:00 PST |
I'm Bein Real With You. If You Give A Shit, You'll Read This Shit. |
I sit here day after day, doing the same old shit. I'm not saying that my life sucks. It doesn't. (Well, maybe just a little..) But some things just cut too deep.Some things I just can't let go o...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:48:00 PST |
Rules For Men |
1. the female always makes the rules.2. the rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.3. no male can possibly know all the rules.4. if a female suspects a male knows all the r...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:52:00 PST |
Top 10 Slogans Being Considered By Viagra |
1. Viagra, It's " Whazzzzzz Up! "
2. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper!
3. Viagra, Like A Rock!
4. Viagra, When its absolutely, positively has to be there tonight!
5. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
6....
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:21:00 PST |
Poetry of an unstabled mind |
These are poems that I wrote a year or more ago =) each poem express' how I was feelin at the time. enjoy! You By My Side The rain against my window creates a steady beat It reminds me of all the tim...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:06:00 PST |
Dirt On Sex |
Dirt On Sex Boys 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Pidgin is a " Slang-ish " |
For those who don't know, Pidgin is a " Slang-ish " hawaiian version of str8 english. If you ever came to hawaii and had a hard time understanding what the locals here were saying, or even if you ever...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Blowjobs |
Here's a lil somethin from Samantha in Sex and the City.
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while ...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
