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I Lap You Very Easy

Fuck Wit Me Gumby-www.retrogradea.blogspot.com Shoes Over Bitches

About Me

Oral sex with alcohol bottles and wake-up in the morning lovesick/Shit......Man, you extra audible. Bitch I can hear you!

My Interests

Belly-Button Lent, Williams Chicken, Mohawks, and...........Stay Tuned

I'd like to meet:

Some Dope Folks?????????????I dont know what to write.

Movies:

City of God,Juice, FindingForrester, SLAM, Frida,Bomb Tha System(I can I.D with Lune)

Books:

I have only read one great book "Celestine Prophecy". Im more of a magazine person. My favorites are Complex, URB, Mass Appeal, Beautiful Decay

Heroes:

My heroes are:A Black Skateboarder/A Dope Drug Dealer/Some White Rappers/Some Black Rockers

My Blog

Wait till I get my money right......

Ummmm/ Its been a minute since I wrote in this damn thang/ Tryin to holla at chiks without a playstation/ I aint got game/ But I got cheat codes/ For those elite hoes/ But I miss'em like shaquille o'n...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

I Got A Chik(Not Really I just Was Bored and neeeded something to rhyme about cause Im bored...

I got a chik that/smiles like she never knew that some dudes just love sex/and see girls with not one ounce of respect, just moist holes, high hills, and smooth Mt. Everest on chest/And everytime I to...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

Nada

Hold ya porches and pentos/  Its time to reboot/ Behold/ Its the new black Enzo/ Who says fat chiks/wit greasy lips cant be centerfolds/ I guess its all true/ Beautys in the eye of he who holds/...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

I laugh at'em

Ima real rappa/ I do real things/ Ima real assasin/ I kill kings/ And queens alike/ With they hands round my neck they thought they was really touchin me/ Sike/ These niggaz is bitches, they need to e...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:34:00 PST

deep breathe

He awakes/ Heart stutterin' and mouth mutterin'/ Graduated free / Now the only thing is to follow his dreams/ Not so confident as they look in astonishment, or disbelief is what I meant/ The words app...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

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Im tryin to make mistakes as common as a Jamaican  Snowman/ Im in my own lane and they keep tryin to hold hands/Man!/ Just stop it please/ We not tryin to give family and friends a reason to grie...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

Daydreamin

Bitches!!!!/ I move with ease/slang of an og who aint seen the inside of a cell/ Cause I was workin on my jutsu/ way before you/ way before niggaz saw it and said "Ima do it too/ Before it was legal t...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

Hood Fame

Lately/They label me young and restless/ Trickin off diamonds to their bestfriends as if Im debtless/ As I stand here respectless/With a homeless persons rent, or struggling students tution on my neck...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:40:00 PST

Souf Dallas Drop(She does live in my lap)Play Baby Play

I can only speak whats in my mind/ So it would be best if we keep whats in minds mine/  out of yours/ Stop askin Curious George/ He's only a monkey/And your actin such a donkey/ Mashed Potatoes/C...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

The Lame Game

Somebody told me not to put my lyrics in the blog/And the advice was just/ Its alot of clones in the world whos eyes r still covered by the smog/ But I gotta do it/ Even if nobody comments/Now Blests/...
Posted by I Lap You Very Easy on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST