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Rob: Bros Before Hos.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rob Brizendine
Birthday: April 26, 1988
Birthplace: Fairfax, Vriginia
Current Location: Grapevine, Texas
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: English, Irish, French, German, Dutch, Czech, Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: I don't have one for I am Allah!
Your Fears: death, my curse of solitude, crapping my pants
Your Perfect Pizza: smothered in cheese, lots of pepperoni, some chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: surviving the Battle Royale
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope no one sees my boner.
Your Best Physical Feature: N/A
Your Bedtime: When I'm fucking tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: How can I miss it if I don't remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whataburger
Single or Group Dates: Why must you rub it in that I can't get dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Let's go burn down the closest Starbucks!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Before everyone tells me to stop singing.
Do you Shower Daily: If by daily you mean monthly, then yes.
Have you Been in Love: No, it's hard to love when you have no heart.
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: of course not
Do you get Motion Sickness: No I am a badass.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm ugly.
Are you a Health Freak: I once ate a triple meat hamburger at Whataburger.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes (if a cop is reading this, then no).
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: not really
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: As opposed to "Fat" Dipping?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: If Christmas decorations count...
Ever been Drunk: I am drunk right now.
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Riding an atomic bomb with a comboy hat on as it hurdles toward Russia.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The Man.
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'4" or 7'7"
Weight: No fat chicks allowed.
Best Clothing Style: No clothing style, if you catch my drift...
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: Real or pirated?
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my whole past
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a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or anyone who is libertarian.
Bruce Campbell (watch Evil Dead II and you'll know what I'm talking about)

Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, The Man with No Name, amazing director (need I say more?))

Keira Knightley (so hot)

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