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R Refreshing
I Important
C Careful
K Kind
Y Young
T Tasty
A Astounding
N Nice
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From Go-Quiz.comJUST THINKIN" (POEM I WROTE)as i sit herre in my room thinkin bout my life, some these thoughts pop-up more than twice,like how i do my best to be nice, i get pissed and act kinda evil, then im clasified as a creep, no! no im a good dude im a fat man so you know i cook up good food, for your mind, soul, or body just let me know what youy need i got somethin for everybody,yall know me lotty-dotty i likes to party,im a calm dude i aint bothering nobody, these niggas always wanna a fuck up a party, that shit has been played out since atari, maybe they culture go take a safari, people always talkin bout this and that, that shit is gossip aint none of it fact, haha! my gurl yea i love her with all my heart now thats a fact, the way we chill, have fun and the way she rubs my back it dont get no better than that, niggas talkin like they o so hard knowing that if they around the woman they love, they get softer than fresh dog shit in yo yard, only things that is left to say is people do what you do, because all those haters we make you a better you.
Take Me As I Am..Survey
All About Me..Fill in the blank
My name is ___.: tan
I am __ years old.: 19
My gender is __.: male
My heritage is __.: nigga
My hair color is __.: black
The color of my eyes are __.: brown
The month I was born in is __.: may
My relationship status is I am __.: single as a one dollar bill
I have __ siblings.: 8
My sexual orientation is __.: straight
Have you ever...
in a long term relationship?: yea
been kissed?: of course
been in love?: for some reason
been unfaithful?: at one point in my life
had someone be unfaithful to you?: hell yea dirty bitch
made out with a complete stranger because you just got dumped?: naw
kissed the opposite sex?: yea
kissed the same sex?: fuck no are u retarded
questioned your sexuality?: nope
made love to someone?: a few times
had sex? (yes there is a difference): yep
had a one night stand?: yep
had sex with someone because you thought they would love you?: no
used someone for sex?: yep
been used for sex?: yep
True or False (rAnDoM)
I've been skinny dipping before.: true
I've been so drunk I passed out in mid sentence.: false
I've boxed with a kangaroo before.: false
I've been to another country.: false
I've seen/been in a tornado.: false
I've rode a horse.: true
I've faked a sick day.: true
I've lied to get out of something.: true
I've cried to get out of something.: true
I've been in a physical fight before.: true
I own more than a hundred C.D.'s.: true
I've been depressed.: true
I've thought of suicide.: true
Would you rather...
have all the money in the world or be with your soul mate?: good question
pick your nose in front of a hundred people or cut the cheese?: fart
have a hundred aquaintances or a few best friends?: a few best friends
die single or live forever with the wrong person?: damn good question
chose looks or personailty?: personality
flash or moon your crush?: flash
have your parents or your friends to set up a blind date?: neither
be known by the whole world or simply know yourself?: know myself
bungee jump or sky dive?: neither
What's your opinion on...
George Bush?: fuckin faggot
abortion?: if necessary
gay marriage?: if thats wat makes u happy
Michael Jackson?: reject
war?: stupid
sex before marriage?: yea its a must, u dont want to marry her and the pussy stink
women's rights?: with out women we wouldnt be here
a female president?: why not
an African American president?: naw its too many of us bein killed on a daily basis why set one up to be killed
cloning?: naw
God?: perfect
the world today?: fucked up
the world 30 years ago?: even more fucked up
Open Ended Questions...
Your plane is crashing and you can make 1 call, who is it?: my mom
You're stranded on an established island, what 3 things would you bring?: my girl if i have one, a basketball court and a basketball, and food for the time that im there
What are the 5 key elements you need for a successful relationship?: trust,communication,respect, good sex and love
What foreign country would you like to visit?: spain or china
You're in a scary movie and a killer is after you, do you run or hide? Why?: im gone beat his ass fuck wat u heard
You're auditioning for a TV show, is it reality or scripted?: good question
The Last Resort...
Did you like this survey?: it was better than all the others i have taken
What could we have done different?: nothin
What category was your favorite?: have u ever
Was this a complete waste of your precious time?: naw
Would you take another survey that we created?: yea
Was this survey too long?: naw
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~YO STUFF~
name?: TAN BITCH NEED ISAY MORE
birthdate?: 05/24/87
birth place?: DA VILLE
current location?: DA VILLE
eye color?: BROWN
hair color?: BLACK
hieght?: 6-0
piercings?: 2
siblings?
in any gangs?: 9
~HAVE U EVA..'S~
french kissed oppisite sex?: DO U KNOW WHO I AM OF COURSE WHAT WOMEN CAN RESIST MY LIPS
kissed in the rain?: FUCK YEA
dun drugs: ARE U RETARDED
got high?: NATURALLY
got drunk?: YEA
danced in public?: ALL THE TIME
sang to sum 1?: NOT REALLY
don sumthin stupid & laughed @ yo self?: YEA
ben walked in on while showering/changing?: YEA
got detention?: YEA
fell of a roof?: NO
played spin da bottle?: NAW
hung up on yo boyfriend/friend: ?
ben kicked out of library/store/restaurant?: YEA
~DIS~O~DAT~
pepsi or sprite: SPRITE
hot tea or ice tea: ICE TEA
myspace or xanga: MYSPACE
chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
love or money$: MONEY FUCK LOVE
puppy or kitty: PUPPY
cute or HOTT: SEXY
huggs or kisses: BOTH
~LAST....~
person u kissed: MYSELF
party u went to: WAS WACK
animals name: TIGER
song u listened to: STUNTIN ON HOES BY JOE BUDDENS
person u stayed da night wit: NO COMMENT
~YOUR..~
bed time: MUTHAFUCKA IM A GROWN ASS MAN
worst fear: SPIDERS
1st thought wen wakein up: HOW MUCH MINEY WILL I MAKE TODAY
loudest friend: DERECK
funniest friend: COURTNEY
ugliest friend: GOOD QUESTION
~RANDOMS~
get along wit yo parents?: YEA
hav any pets: YEA MY SHOES
want kids?: HELL YEA
wanna get married?: SURE WHY NOT
wanna go to college?: IM IN COLLEGE
can u whistle?: YEA
can u dance?: YEA
think u attractive?: FUCK YEA
did u like muh survey? i did..lol: ITS AIGHT
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: tan bitch wat u aint know
Birthday: 5/24/87
Birthplace: tha ville
Current Location: that ville
Eye Color: broen and sexy as hell
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 100% nigga
The Shoes You Wore Today: jordan xx1
Your Weakness: pretty eyes and a good personality
Your Fears: spiders and bees
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese,bacon, chicken , mushrooms, onions, with stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: drop a couple pounds and get my life back together after it has been fucked in so many ways no need for detail
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck u !!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: when can i go back to sleep fuck!
Your Best Physical Feature: i dont know someone tell me
Your Bedtime: cant remember
Your Most Missed Memory: high school
Pepsi or Coke: VAULT
MacDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING
Single or Group Dates: AS LONG AS SHE IS SEXY I DONT CARE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NEITHER
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: NOW THAT JUST NASTY
Do you Smoke: NOPE
Do you Swear: FUCK YEA
Do you Sing: YEP
Do you Shower Daily: YEP
Have you Been in Love: THAT HARD TO SAY BUT I HAVENT FIGURED THAT OUT YET
Do you want to go to College: I DONT KNOW FUCK SCHOOL
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: hell no thats for bitch made niggas
Do you think you are Attractive: im sexy as shit
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: wat kind of question is that
Do you play an Instrument: yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sure
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i work there unfortunatly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i tried to but the dirty muthafuckas got to them b4 i did
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no thats nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea, worst day of my life
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i cant remember
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i cant remember
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: on a daily basis
Ever been Beaten up: by my mom yea
Ever Shoplifted: naw i have to much money to do stupid shit like that
How do you want to Die: dont matter its goin to happen one way or another
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: richer thatn a muthafucka
What country would you most like to Visit: africa cuz its tatooed on my arm
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: natural
Short or Long Hair: long i like to pull
Height: 5'8 and up
Weight: between 120-145
Best Clothing Style: if it matches it dont matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: i dont know...
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too damn many

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QUESTION 1:
how many tatoos do i have

A) 3
B) 4
C) 5

QUESTION 2:
whats my favorite phrase

A) fuck that bitch
B) fuck wat u heard
C) i aint hear u

QUESTION 3:
whats my favorite thing to do

A) get ass
B) get head
C) get money

QUESTION 4:
what do i do the most

A) shop
B) talk
C) chill wit my family

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