Hello all. If you are reading this, "novel," if I may....then it is obvious that you are also viewing my profile. Looks interesting, does it not? There is only one answer to that question, and it starts with a Y and ends with es. So by now, you are probably asking yourself...'what is this dude all about?' Well, I'm about to fill you all in on some useless, yet intriguing information. Ah, where to start? Well, my name is Matt and I am half Persian. That is why my skin complexion is what it is. I get mistaken all the time as maybe Italian, Greek, Mexican, and mostly Irish, but I can assure you that I have no affiliation with the Irish(although their car bombs are delicious.) I work a lot, though it is not necessary. You see, I am what some people may call a "prodigy." I have achieved many accomplishments over the years such as inventing the paved road, starting the first banks, inventing jazzercise, the egg, fire, and choreographing the moves to everyone's favorite dance song, the Macarena. I also drew up the blue prints for the Empire State Building and sold them for rent money back in my younger years....ahhh, the list goes on....Interested still, or bored? If you answered yes to either of those questions, feel free to contact me on here. Im quite a sociable young feller. Thanks for checking me out. Have a nice day.
