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Nick

can you read the fridge? funny, right?

About Me

I'm a enigma, wrapped in a paradox, cloaked in mystery, caught in a conundrum, walking through a morass.other facts: i can mail a letter without a stamp and it will arrive at its destination. i knew i had dialed the wrong number even though the person i called wouldn't admit it. if my intrigue were a gland, it would be bigger than your lower intestine. my charisma can be seen from outer space. Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

Tennis, snow skiing, football, texas hold'em, working out, movies, books, writing, traveling, pool (both playing of and swimming in), drunken conversation, psychology, spirituality, politics, philosophy, the 4 agreements, toltec, music (mainly hip hop and classic rock), the beach, snorkeling, scuba diving, sushi, etc.

I'd like to meet:

liberal thinking people (hating bush is a plus). people who like movies and books that have some sort of intrinsic value that are not the mindless, blockbuster, lowest common denominator, dialogue so bad it makes me cringe "entertainment," then i like you. if you are idiosyncratic, then i like you. if you like the nfl, then i like you. if you are a hot girl, then i like you. if you are a hot girl that likes the nfl, then i love you. if you like scrubs, then i like you. if you are astute, acute, perceptive, understanding, quick-witted, thoughtful, sagacious, on the qui vive, and crazy like a fox, then i like you. if you like country and musicals, then i do not like you (you're the exception of course, katie:)). philosophizing is fun. debating is fun. politics is fun and infuriating. yelling at the t.v. screen when glenn beck is saying something retarded is fun. drinking sake and eating at ru sans is fun. moes and joes, tuesdays, mjq, wednesday, and azul(no i will not call it the decatur social club), friday is fun. some other stuff is fun, too. "he who joyfully marches to music in ranks and file has already earned my contempt. he has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him, the spinal would suffice." --einstein

Music:

gift of gab, blackaliscious, jack johnson, bob marley, modest mouse, ben harper, coldplay, eminem, petey pablo, jadakiss, jedi mind tricks, rolling stones, jimi hendrix, led zepplin, bob dylan, ludacris, g love and special sauce, dre, 50 cent, kanye west, jigga, tupac, biggie, pharcyde, tribe called quest, ludacris, de la soul, matisyahu, the frey etc.

Movies:

pi, requiem for a dream, reservoir dogs, raising arizona, pulp fiction, clerks, mall rats, chasing amy, boogie nights, magnolia, king pin, there's something about mary, me, myself and irene, she's the one, any given sunday, goodfellas, the godfather 1 and 2 definitely not 3, evil dead 2 definitely not 1, donnie brasco, out of sight, donnie darko, the graduate, citizen kane, momento, dazed and confused, the rules of attraction, borat, garden state, no country for old men, etc.

Television:

curb your enthusiasm, six feet under, seinfeld, sports center sunday night during football season, simpsons, venture brothers, the office, scrubs, entourage, the sopranos, my name is earl, the office, family guy, flight of the conchords, daily show, headline news, etc.

Books:

a confederacy of dunces, choke, fierce invalids home from hot climates, to kill a mockingbird, catcher in the rye, shampoo planet, the white house mess, the last of her kind, the bell jar, the rules of attraction, catch-22, pale fire, a man in full, etc.

Heroes:

muhammad ali, bob dylan, bill clinton, rfk, jfk, martin luther king jr., darren aronfsky, einstein,and my mom (aww).

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My Blog

who's that spittin'?

yo, that's me!aight, here's the last rhyme i wrote (author's note: my name's nick m., hence the rapper name eninem, which, yes, is tongue and cheek):While watchin' mob moviesI'm smokin' mad doobiesonl...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you know what I was thinking...

How come evil people are never assasinated nowadays? since Hitler got off easy with a cyanide pill to the many failed attempts to assasinate castro all the way to Bin Laden, it seems like It seems l...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pyramids, maaan (to be read in stoned inner voice)

why is their a pyramid on the box of every camel brand of cigarettes? in fact there's TWO pyramids on every pack of camel brand cigarettes. camel cigarettes are made from turkish tobacco. there's n...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST