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Michael

If I was a turtle, I'm pretty sure my name would be Raphael.

About Me

How it all started

My dojo

My alter ego

My Interests

Music, basketball, gym, food, kung foolery, yoga
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I'd like to meet:

...and by the way...

To keep me from becoming conceited because of these surpassingly great revelations, there was given me a thorn in my flesh, a messenger of Satan, to torment me. Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me. But he said to me, "My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness." Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me. That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong.

Music:

Pillar, Tyrone Wells, Spoken, 7th Day Slumber, Hawthorne Heights, The Used, Dead Poetic, Story of the Year, The Finalist, House of Heroes, The Juliana Theory, The Daylights and E-40. Def Leppard, Billy Idol, Duran Duran and The Scorpions (thank you, Costa Mesa!), Alice in Chains, DJ Quik, 2Pac, Maxwell, Alicia Keys, Marvin Gaye and anything Motown, Eric Gales Band, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Gap Band, Jayo Felony, Pat Benatar, Pantera, Randy Rhoads and Zakk Wylde era Ozzy, U2, Zapp & Roger, WC, old Van Halen, Kurupt, Dogg Pound, Lenny Kravitz, Aerosmith, Sweet Water, Stevie Wonder, Run-DMC, Dag, Red Hot Chili Peppers (Frusciante), old Michael Jackson, Prince, Luda on other people's stuff, The Cars and The Police.

Movies:

80s movies! Breakin', Krush Groove & Beat Street (of course), anything with John Cusack, Batman Begins, Short Circuit, Bruce Lee movies, Sorority Boys, Mallrats, Ace Ventura, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Great Muppet Caper, Saving Silverman, Billy Madison, Fight Club, Jay and Silent Bob, Goonies...yes, I like stupid movies

Television:

Pretty much anything on the Discovery, History Channel or HGTV, cartoons, The Cosby show, Sanford and Son, Good Times, What's Happening?, How I Met Your Mother, anything with O.G. Muppets, Lucky Louie, Entourage

Heroes:

Tina Turner once told me that "we don't need another hero". I do what Tina tells me to do...especially when Ike is around. Although... there's always OF ARABIA.

My Blog

"Final" thought

Quick thought... I just saw an advertisement for Final Fantasy XII and feel the need to briefly examine this concept in gaming nomenclature....The definition of the word final is "coming at the end of...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

Blood taking

When a phlebotomist (gotta love that word) plans on taking blood from you in the morning, remember to drink a lot of water BEFOREHAND unless you enjoy a needle stucking out of your arm ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST

Sit 'n Stupid?

Ok, I've officially had it with the Sit 'n Sleep commercials.  Somehow after ten years or so, they still think that "We'll beat any advertised price or your mattress is freeee!" (give or take a f...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:45:00 PST

Ninja food

http://cityguideny.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=7469 ...need I say more?  
Posted by Michael on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:11:00 PST