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travers

I'm gonna eat you cause you're allready dead!

About Me

I have played a lot of music for a long time which you probably haven't heard. I have been biding my time to wait for the ultimate strike of evil and world domination. We are currently approaching phase 3 in operations. once we finish phase 4, the killer ants will have arrived and world dominance will be ours! These are recordings of my newest group yet to be named. I'm blithering and guitaring with the thunder snow drumming of Chad Henderson and the hameer of the gods bassing of Steve Wender. These recordings are merely shadows of evil soon to be spawned. Enjoy or not enjoy, either way we win.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/23/2005
Band Members: The voices in my head
Influences: God's of the blessed six string axe of doom which my life has been blessed with such bitter sweet burden, Steeve Cropper, Lonnie Mack, Eddie Hazel, Hendrix, Cliff Gallop,Dick Taylor, Carl Perkins, Keith Richards, Johnny Guitar Watson, T-bone Walker, Wah Wah Watson, Johnny Thunders, Sue Child, JImmy Meeks, Grant Green,Kenny Burell, Slim Gaillard, Leo Noscentelli, Cheetah Chrome, Matt Wright, Jimmy Page, Carl Wilson, Santo & Johnny, Makoto Kawabata,James Burton, Scotty Moore, Steve Howe, Robert Fripp, Sonny Sharrock, James Blood Ulmer, the wrong crowd, alice cooper, ny dolls, easybeats, ac/dc,rolling stones,pretty things,cramps,johnny thunders, motorhead, Link Wray, Dead boys, roxy music, Sleepy la Beef, Charlie Rich, Charlie Feathers, Red Simpson, dale hawkins, gene vincent, Elvis, Eddie Cochoran,carl perkins, Johnny Burnette, Sonics, Wailers, don and the goodtimes, bonniwell music machine,goldkette records, dirtbombs, bel rays, bourbon, bo diddley, chuck berry,Little Richard, earl hooker, albert collins, wynonie harris, roy brown, t-bone walker,Lois Jordan, Mel Brown, Earl king, Larry Williams, Bitersweet Heartbreak but keep pushin on even though the man tries to keep me down but I'm still gonna have a funky good time, Otis Redding, Temptations, Curtis Mayfield, Impressions, Sam Cooke, Soul Stirrers, King floyd, Major Lance, James Brown, Ike & Tina Turner, Charles & Inez Foxx, Booker T. & MG's, Little Richard, Isaac Hayes, Eddie Floyd, bad acid trips, jimi hendrix, frank zappa,can,blue cheer, eleventh house, chocolate watch band, jefferson airplane,quicksilver, oneida, aamon duul, eno, hawkwind, primus,hot girls, shangri-las, luv'd ones, nancy sinatra, betty davis, blondie, flora purim, astrud gilberto, late nite stumblings, john coltrane, mingus, lee morgan, hank mobley, grant green, monk, complete out of body experiences, sonny sharrock, james blood ulmer, sun ra, parliament-funkadelic, acid mothers temple, art ensemble, albert ayler, cecil taylor yer mom's bong, beach boys, beatles,
Sounds Like: A dead cat in heat eating dog brains
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Who allowed the counting crows to exist?

It was you, wasn’t it? I knew you had always been a sucker for that dude with the fake ass bad van morrisson impression and anoyingly sinewy and precious dreadlocks. Oh, you just love how they c...
Posted by travers on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:47:00 PST

The 80’s still suck

HIS COMES BY WAY OF THE SAN JOSE GROOVER , HE'S ABOUT A MOVER......Derek .He urges anyone born after 1987 to forget about it.1. How Old were you in 1980?62. How old were you in 1989?153. Were you a To...
Posted by travers on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:50:00 PST

Silly and not profiling information gathering

Body: 1. ROCK STAR NAME:(first pet, current car):radian legs2. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):pistachio black boots3. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite anim...
Posted by travers on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:00:00 PST

it’s about time for a new cult we can all relate to

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and tell myself,"Gee, wouldn't it be great to believe in something completely absurd and pointless and eat the crap out of people who refuse to believe the truth?"I ...
Posted by travers on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

steroids must be legalized!

It is a crime against humanity that steroids are not legal in sports. They should be legalized so those of us that reallly don't care  about sports (some call us communists) would be spared heari...
Posted by travers on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST

Maybe the new year deserves to exist after all

I thought I'd try to thwart this new year which has decided to call itself "2008". Oh yes, it believes itself to be quite clever consecutivley naming itself to follow the previous year. YOU DON'T FOOL...
Posted by travers on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:15:00 PST

The new year must be destroyed!

Greetings Minions!My reign of terror has been stifled, but I have returned to claim that which is rightfully mine! The Universe and all that which dwells within it including you!This will be the last ...
Posted by travers on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST

Cinco de Mayo must be stopped!

Hello minions, Curses! Curse Cinco de Mayo and all this joyousness! I shall stop the 5th of May from happening by first off destroying the world's Tequilla supply. Next we will have a sombrero  b...
Posted by travers on Fri, 05 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

Dooms Day

Well minions, it's about a month before the big day we've all been waiting for. Dooms Day. I've been working my slaves to the bone day and night on the device, but I still can't work out the bugs. If...
Posted by travers on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:21:00 PST

the dark side of rabbiticus

I awoke this morning to scratch my elongated ears of death to realize that they existed. As i inhaled a smokeless carrot did i realize that aphids were knocking at my door. "crap" I thought. They want...
Posted by travers on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:49:00 PST