If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas

About Me

I have an over active brain that keeps me up at night. I almost always have an overwhelming urge to eat gummi bears. I have a piece of pencil led thats been stuck in my thumb since 8th grade. I have no bounce in my step. I dont panic at the disco. I hate the radio but I love it when they play my song. I think racers are played out. I am part of the machine. I dont like sexy people. I havent slept for 10 days cuz that would be too long. My apartment is infested with koala bears, cutest infestation ever! way better than cockroaches, when I turn on a light a bunch of koalas scatter. But I dont want them to u know. Im like hey hold on fellas, let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf. Why do koala bears, theyr so fucking cute, why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over. And I will apprehend one. and hold em and pet him on the head. Iv Never Had Starbucks. If Youv Ever held your penis while Morrisey was playing than youv got problems. I want you to wash my car. I want to sing "I Wanna Be Your Dog" in front of the monkeys at the zoo. I spill peanut brittle every time. I was the only mexican in cub scouts. I hate when ninja turtle banks break on my head. Jimmy Buffet cds haunt me everywhere I go. Fuck margaritas. I was voted most likely to die in high school. I think women from now on should be born with a cell phone attached to theyr head. I have no patience for your impatience. The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. I leave phones off the hook when im feeling rebellious. I once robbed a liquor store for all their pringles. Mickey Mouse Is way more intense in person. I once waved at somebody who didnt have any hands and he thought I was cocky. I have a orange lighter named Billy Corgan.

My Interests

The thing that should not be. Time Travel. Nostalgia, Gore, Zombies, Vampires, Time traveling Zombie Vampires, Unrythmic guitar playing, Cock Chaos, Anticipation of the thing that should not be, Vending machines that sell vending machines, Ron Jeremys penis, Wang Chung, and midnight binges and Lesbians who like to play in castles.

I'd like to meet:

ID LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE WITH SIMILIAR INTERESTS. WHO ISNT AFRAID TO BE THEMSELVES. WHOS TRUE TO THEMSELVES EVEN IF IT MEANS LOOKING STUPID OR NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. CUZ SOMETIMES I DONT MAKE SENSE LIKE DYKES USING DILDOS. SOMEONE WHO WILL DO STUPID THINGS WITH ME. UNLESS I ANSWERED THIS QUESTION WRONG THEN IN THAT CASE ID LIKE TO MEET SHANNYN SOSSAMON ID SERIOUSLY DRINK HER BATH WATER. HOW BOUT A GIRL WHO ISNT FULL OF SHIT. THAT WOULD BE NICE TOO. AND REMEMBER NOTHING CAN KILL BLACULA. QUESTION: Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

Music:

Johny Cash, Nick Drake, Team Sleep, NIN

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Ed Wood I can watch this movie all day. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bubba Ho Tep, Fight Club, Edward Scissorhands, A Streetcar Named Desire, Rebel Without A Cause, Nightmare Before Christmas, Evil Dead, And every zombie film imaginable. Anything with Shannyn Sossamon.

Television:

Twilight Zone

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Less Than Zero, The Great Shark Hunt well anything by Hunter Thompson. Choke, Crime And Punishment, Marvel Comics.

Heroes:

Mitch Hedburg, Micheal Talbot, Maynard James Keenan, Raoul Duke

My Blog

Red On White

Sitting Here Wishing on a Cement floorJust wishing that I had just something you woreI put it on when I go lonelyWill you take off your dress and send it to me? I miss your kissin' and I miss your hea...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

Pink Steam

Im planning on leaving this earth Ill call your name out Watch the walls collide Its said to rip us apart Ill return after that war in your heart Look behind the red book And ill leave you a black no...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

If I Was Your Vampire (pt.2)

I hold your wrist Dark whispers of poetry As the teeth breaks the skin Blood trickling and cascading down Then the crimson divides Into uncertain tides And buried beneath the clouds of smoke We'll be ...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:43:00 PST

If I Was Your Vampire (pt.1)

There You Are Goddess Floating On Silk Sheets In A Sea of Roses and Burning Candles Swallowed Up in Black You Said You Wanted Blood I Said I Wanted More You Bat Your Eyes And Turn Your Cheek Bu...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST

Learn To Swim

Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreaks Here in this hopeless fucking ...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:44:00 PST

Echoes (over this breath)

Standing here in this darkness Almost feels like home Except I can hear ur heart Were not quite alone Id like to creep Like the light seeping through ur blinds One by one Ill sing along with the clo...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:29:00 PST

The More You Erase, The More I Appear

A self-fulfilling prophecy of endless possibility You roll in reams across the street In algebra, in algebra The fences that you cannot climb The sentences that do not rhyme In all that you can ever c...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

A Dream

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will. 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingywhen a ...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:59:00 PST

I'll Be Round

You tell me that you've got everything you wantAnd your bird can singBut you don't get me, you don't get meYou say you've seen seven wonders and your bird is greenBut you can't see me, you can't see m...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

Close Your Eyes...Now Count to Seven..

This is sorta fun...so just do it bitch. Grab your ipod, snap those headphones on, and press shuffle. Write down the first 7 songs that play and tell what it means to u...... My First 7 1. I Came To B...
Posted by If I Ain't Dead Already Girl You Know The Reas on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST