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My Theory of Devolution
I do not believe in evolution in regards to the history of man. However, unlike many fanatics of celestial prophecy, it is not the theory that I have a problem with, but the title. To evolve would require the ape actually evolving, when in all actuality, the ape did not evolve at all, but regressed or devolved into the degraded state of existence known today as modern man. It is clear to see that devolution is a much more appropriate title. Evolution would be the case… If man had evolved to ape.
Recollections of 1979
I was not alive in 1979. I had not yet been born. The thought of dying always made me a bit nervous until I thought back to 1979 when I was not yet alive. It was at that point that my recollection seemed of some significance and became somewhat reassuring. I was dead back then and all I can seem to remember is that being dead wasn’t very memorable.
The Telephonic Revolution
On March 6, 1876, Alexander Bell invented the telephone. The following year some irritating ass invented the ring. The convenience of telephonic communications needs not explaining - the advantage is obvious. It is the inconvenience of one annoying and interruptive ring of the telephone that falls just short of Japanese water torture. The telephone is without a question one of the greatest inventions of all time. It’s ring however is undoubtedly the worst.
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Poor Bailey Record Available on CDbaby.
Poor Bailey Record Available on Itunes.
The following is the official press release for my new cassette tape…

I have decided to release a new E.P. entitled, “Goodbye. I Don’t Care How You Are.” The new E.P. features five new, original hit songs recorded in my state of the art home studio in Oakland California. It will only be released in the form of a limited number of one hundred cassette tapes and will officially go on sale on March 10th, 2009 at 4:30 a.m. pacific standard time.
Supplies are expected to go fast due to the limited number of units being manufactured and the enormous anticipation of the release at hand. In the inevitable event of my becoming the next American pop icon the value of “Goodbye. I Don’t Care How You Are.” is certain to skyrocket, making this an extremely worthwhile investment. I speculate that this E.P. will continue to increase in value at a steady rate over the proceeding years until the event of my death at which time it will triple or quite possibly quadruple in value. By 20 A.D. “Goodbye. I Don’t Care How You Are.” will have become a priceless relic and it’s contents will have set the standard for musical ingenuity for decades to come.
Please understand that owning this rare piece of music history will immediately increase your status and credibility, whether you be an avid music connoisseur, a serious collector or simply another “I heard it first” hipster. Understand also that everyone has an equal opportunity for a chance to own this rare gem as it is available on a first come first serve basis. However, only one hundred of you will actually possess it and go on to become one of the hundred lucky investees. It is also important to note that by possessing “Goodbye. I Don’t Care How You Are.” you may be subject to hostility from the likes of jealous peers and other non-bearing unfortunates. So, if you aren’t sure that you want the attention you may want to think twice before making your purchase.
Also, I must demand that prospective buyers respond in a reasonable and orderly fashion. In the event of a catastrophic event be that of a brawl or a riot I will be forced to take “Goodbye. I Don’t Care How You Are.” off the market and store the remaining cassette tapes in my personal archives until an ulterior method of distribution can be established. So please maintain respect for one another. If you are hard up on cash at the moment due to the current economic state of the world I will be glad to work out a payment plan in the form of five easy payments of one dollar to be paid at your convenience.
Farewell and good luck to all!
Scott Allbright
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