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Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano!

When i was 17, i walked into the jungle. when i was 21, i walked out. and by god, I WAS RICH!

About Me

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adopt your own virtual pet!he a circus mouse. from mousevilleIf your name were Dan Solorzano, this would be YOUR myspace!livejournal http://www.livejournal.com/users/rabid_mexican/or just talk to me AIM - DAS1084 or MADCOBRA1021(AOL)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tony Garfield
Birthday: October 21st 1984
Birthplace: a hospital...in winchester
Current Location: right here baby
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black...or really dark brown
Height: 5'10ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: chicano
The Shoes You Wore Today: new balance boots
Your Weakness: womenz
Your Fears: police
Your Perfect Pizza: LOUIES!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find something to do with my life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes i guess, sweet innocent virgin eyes
Your Bedtime: 3 am (i must be lonely)
Your Most Missed Memory: driving!
Pepsi or Coke: i'll take both
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: that's brisk baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla, with chocolate chips
Cappuccino or Coffee: eww
Do you Smoke: SMOKERS ARE JOKERS!
Do you Swear: i try not to, i think i have a pretty clean mouth for a woburnite
Do you Sing: just CONSTANTLY
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: indeed, both the best and worst feeling in the world
Do you want to go to College: no! i'm going back though
Do you want to get Married: sure let's do it
Do you belive in yourself: GO ME!
Do you get Motion Sickness: i used to HORRIBLY when i was a kid, not anymore though
Do you think you are Attractive: do YOU?
Are you a Health Freak: oh yea. just look at my diet
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad is the man! my mom...eh, she's a mom. haha
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE them!
Do you play an Instrument: i need to dust of my piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: guilty
In the past month have you Smoked: SMOKERS ARE JOKERS!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nah, it's been awhile
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SUSHI? that's not pizza
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: eh
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just young girls' hearts
Ever been Drunk: who hasn't?
Ever been called a Tease: no way. i ALWAYS deliver
Ever been Beaten up: a big strong guy like me? c'mon
Ever Shoplifted: who hasn't?
How do you want to Die: a parachute not opening, there's a way to die! getting caught in the gears of a combine. having your nuts bit off by a laplander that's how i wanna go!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: old
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: who
Favourite Hair Color: cares
Short or Long Hair: what
Height: she
Weight: looks
Best Clothing Style: like
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...a few in my day
Number of CDs I own: not too many, got a bunch of MP3s though
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: zip
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 625478436252546252727264525264747262153545677848472563758583 3872865937872598468756174
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My Interests

driving, biking, walking, running, movies, music, MORE music,late night walks around horn pond, late night eats AFTER late night walks around horn pond, good conversation, people, you, FUN!

I'd like to meet:

i like pizza

Music:

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Movies:

comedy, action, and yes, just a little bit of drama. i also must admit, i'm a man who enjoys a good ocasional "chickflick" what can i say. i got a soft side. you'd think girls would like that....they don't seem to.

Television:

My favorite show these days is house

Books:

uhhh... do car magz count as books?

Heroes:

MAXINE!

My Blog

MAXINE (my car) FAMOUS!

featured on Jordan's 4th Gen civic website...yea, it's a 2nd Gen CRX, and it's an ED not an EF....but, he wanted it in there. granted they're the same pics i have in my pics section, but who cares. go...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:01:00 PST

hellooooo bike

i finally got the inevitable number 12. many of you have noticed i've been on the bike a lot more often these past few days. i'm now officially a "habitual traffic offender" which mean bye bye license...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST

Would You (for love)

would you sacrifice a pipedreamfor a lifes goalor give away you ice creamfor something just as goalcould embrace all the differencesas you grow old for love would you climb the highest mountainon your...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:51:00 PST

IT'S OFFICIAL! help if you can

all that talk before, i hadn't actually signed up. today i did it and i'm an officially registered rider for the great mass getaway. it's less than 3 weeks away, meaning i got 3 weeks to raise $400. h...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:46:00 PST

RIDE WITH ME

http://www.nationalmssociety.org/MAM/event/event_detail.asp? e=6557 the boston to new york one would be great. but it's just too much money. this one i could easily afford. bob, a former boss of mine t...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 02:13:00 PST

I WROTE A SONG!?

i've never been much at writing, but i think i've always had a creative mind. i've always written CRAZY keyboard solos in my head that are brought to life during the jam sessions of "the slurz and OdO...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:22:00 PST

for the ladiezzzz (DO IT!)

I wanna know 26 things about you. Fill all the blanks ... leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (REPLY) THEN COPY AND REPOST IT FOR YOURSELF!1.Your Name:--->2. Age:--->3. Favorite ...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:55:00 PST

Sad Realization

Fred asked me today if i "broke up" with sheila, i told him i don't talk to her anymore, but we never went out. he said that we looked like a couple to him. which i can see, because the only time he ...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:48:00 PST

MY OPINIONS ON (used to be in my main page, but it looked ugly there

MY OPINIONS ON: GAY MARRIAGE - lot of argument of this,  people try to use quotes from the bible and stuff to say it's wrong. i say nothing can overpower true love. if two people feel that connec...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:46:00 PST

why i will NEVER again, date a close friend

his phone rang. 5000 miles away. she said "when will i see you again" suddenely, surrounded by friends and family, he felt alone. he was living a dream, not working, eaiting nothing but pizza everyday...
Posted by Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Solorzano! on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:15:00 PST