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Will

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it?

About Me

I'm a laid back, relaxed kinda dude. I enjoy the simple things in life like good food, laughing, joking, nice weather, and stuff like that. My favorite joy is stomping around the woods with good friends, looking for cool stuff like waterfalls, animals, or anything you wouldn't see in the damn city. I try to be nice to everyone I come across, as I think everyone should do. Positivity only creates more positivity, and negativity is the same. Right now I go to school, work, and take care of my family (wife and two dogs).

My Interests

Sports (playing and watching), traveling, camping, fishing, playing with dogs, movies, reading, road trips, treasure hunting, table tennis, shooting dogs, disco dancing, throwing potatoes at gypsies.

I'd like to meet:

Bear Grylls, Heidi Klum, Mark Twain are top three. Also Ben Franklin, Borat Sagdiyev, Edgar Martinez, Steve Irwin, Jack Johnson, Homer Simpson, Ghengis Khan, Beyonce, Brooke Burke, my dog's parents.

Music:

Reggae, hip-hop, classic rock, folk, funk

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin, Sin City, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, Elf, A League of Their Own, Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura, Zoolander, Office Space, Die Hard 1 and 3, Batman 1 2 3 and 5, Gangs of New York, Austin Powers 1 through 3, All Connery James Bonds.

Television:

Man vs. Wild, I Shouldn't be Alive, Intervention, Ballgames, the 3 S's (Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park), Curb your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Daily Show, Da Ali G show, Sopranos, Wildboyz, History Discovery and National Geographic Channels

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Angels and Demons, The Dalai Lama's Little Book of Wisdom--probably my three favorites

Heroes:

Edgar Martinez, Muhammed Ali, Bear Grylls!