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I'm a die hard Washington Redskins fan!!!!!!!!!!!What else is there to know??******************An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Washington DC and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Redskins fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Redskin fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Redskins fan," she replied.The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Redskins fan, then whom do you support?""I'm an Eagles fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are your an Eagles fan?""Because my mom and dad are from Philly and my mom is an Eagles fan and my dad is an Eagles fan, so I'm an Eagles fan too!""Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be an Eagles fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"Mary said, "I'd be a Cowboys fan."**************A Cowboys fan, an Eagle fan and a Redskins fan were all in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."The Cowboy fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Cowboy fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.The Eagle fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back. "But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Eagle fan out crying like a little girl.The Redskins fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!""Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Redskins fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.""Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks."Tie the Cowboy fan to my back." GO Skins!!!!!!