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vmc

I'm a dude playin a dude disguised as another dude

About Me

". . . and he carries illegal weapons, drives fast cars, and wears clothes obviously designed by homosexuals. But he knows better. Jesus is still in his heart."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/15/2004
Influences: The music doesn't move me - I move the music.
Record Label: Tectophonic
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

awesome baby names

you know what's retarded?'cool' baby namesthat shit's retardedwhatever happened to naming your kid John or Christina or James or Clementine?why do people have to name their offspring weird shit like J...
Posted by vmc on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:26:00 PST

flagrant, as dallas should be

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Posted by vmc on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:41:00 PST

Wendy’s Stack Attack

Staaack Attaaaaack!!I wanna be big like that!!Fuck that.  Wendy's new Stack Attack is worse than crack. And not in the good way.  You see, the Stack Attack is a poorly executed concept - may...
Posted by vmc on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:04:00 PST

butt harlequin and buttharlequin

i now pronounce buttharlequin to be a new term.  
Posted by vmc on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:15:00 PST

Totalled

Allstate totalled my Eclipse.  I am generally content.
Posted by vmc on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

Maxell Shirt

My favorite shirt in the world - the Maxell shirt - is nearing retirement.  I am sad.
Posted by vmc on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:21:00 PST

The truth is . . .

By Ted Nugent, from cnn.com - "Zero tolerance, huh? Gun-free zones, huh? Try this on for size: Columbine gun-free zone, New York City pizza shop gun-free zone, Luby's Cafeteria gun-free zone, Amish s...
Posted by vmc on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

Don't Curr

I don't currrrrr. 
Posted by vmc on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:45:00 PST

Network Based Intelligence and Robots

I thought I came up with the concept of network based intelligence robot systems, but I guess I was wrong.  Basically, the idea behind network based intelligence is that a freestanding robot woul...
Posted by vmc on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

Power Ballad Falsetto

I am currently seeking membership in a metal band looking for a vocalist.  I have a strong power ballad falsetto reminiscient of Ronnie James Dio, Europe, The Scorpions, and Axl Rose.  ...
Posted by vmc on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST