Kill Whitey

There is something about using the word "e-mail" as a verb that I find so disturbing that it actually sends chills up my spine. My current form of amusement is drinking really expensive beer and writing really lame music that sounds like it was written by a child of 5, recording it and hoping this will at least give me a reason to travel. I've recently had an urge to move to Japan. I highly recommend a Suite at the Plaza hotel in NYC if you are ever offered one. There is no such thing as ethics in journalism anymore and that needs to end. I do not search for people on this thing unless I have met you and say hey I'll find you, if you want to be my friend you need to ask and even then I probably won't add you. Also, if you are under the age of 18 and I do not know you, go away, you kids send too many chain letters. However, I do reserve the right to make exceptions. I really enjoy telling time by the 24-hour clock rather than the 12-hour. I have given up on everything I know and am just letting God do his will for me and so far even the fall out of that has made me happier than I have ever been. Really, I may seem like I am not interested in what you have to say or your conversation but I'm just as content listening as I am talking, if not more so because I usually stick my foot in my mouth at least once a day plus I enjoy fascinating orators and I tend to ramble (I guess in order to be considered an orator, one should inherently be fascinating but you know what I'm getting at). While I am on the subject of talking, yes we know you like to hear yourself talk and read what's so fascinating about your hip life in your cheeky blog but will you please stop using the phrase "But I digress?" Seriously, the only time kids don't claim ADD or ADHD is when they themselves are the center of attention due to long-winded ramblings. We know you've digressed because we lost track of what you were saying an hour ago. Get back to the point and use a slightly smoother and less obvious transitional phrase.