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Justin

I'm kind of a big deal

About Me

My friends call me StorksI like ninjas, pirates and plain good old fashioned fun. I live to laugh, and make other laugh. Without it i would for sure be the in puzzle factory going all peanutty butter....Altho i am probably considered crazy by most, i assume its the good kind.I enjoy making movies, playing airsoft, partying, building things, breaking things, watching movies, computers, technology, pretending i know kung fu, day dreaming, and taking life a day at a time.Im in my final year of college taking computer engineering, and we'll see what happens after i'm done that....Im immature for my age, but theres a time and place for everything, I know when to grow up and act my age.I'm addicted to tattoo's, one day i'll be covered, well mostly, some areas i can't touch.If you want to chat, email me or add me.I said good day
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Justin
Birthday: October 27 1983
Birthplace: My moms vagina, then i fell onto a bed looking thing, and a dude in a white mask slapped my ass
Current Location: Port Hope
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, lefts all show, has no freaking use, im so cutting it off
Your Heritage: German, Irish, Native Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fila's
Your Weakness: Weakness, i'm like wolverine, minus the claws or the super ability, well...hmm...there goes that
Your Fears: Dying, seeing my grandma naked again..
Your Perfect Pizza: Not burnt
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate from College
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, fuck you, eat my bum
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Damn morning boner"
Your Best Physical Feature: My morning boner
Your Bedtime: around wheneverish
Your Most Missed Memory: this one time i pee'd myself, and then everyone laughed at me...thanks for bring it up, you ass hole
Pepsi or Coke: doesn't matter
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Orgies, if porn has taught me anything, its orgies are the best!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fucking sick, who drinks that
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: penis
Do you Smoke: nope, never
Do you Swear: FUCK NO!!
Do you Sing: At karaoke
Do you Shower Daily: Shower, wtf is that?? i go to college, i barely bathe
Have you Been in Love: yeah a few times, then the mirror broke, havn't seem him since
Do you want to go to College: yup, and its stupid
Do you want to get Married: To my hand, because it knows how to please me
Do you belive in yourself: well yeah, i'm real, no like jesus or anything
Do you get Motion Sickness: from moving?
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: ehhh
Do you get along with your Parents: Hell yeah, were i get my crazyness
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup, if someone else is with me
Do you play an Instrument: My skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drinking is bad, so yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Well i drew a girl on me hand, does that count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, like 60 times
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a hole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: I don't strip for money anymore, i do it for free
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My own virginity
Ever been Drunk: Ever not been drunk, now thats a question
Ever been called a Tease: like "stop teasing me, or i'll hang myself" or the sexual kind
Ever been Beaten up: NO i'm the champ
Ever Shoplifted: Maybe
How do you want to Die: I want a ninja to shoot me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A crocidile hunter
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
Number of CDs I own: Burnt cds, like 300, real ones, 4
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: killing that kid and hiding him in my base....ment, now u all have to die
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My Interests

UFC, drinking, 4 wheeling, hockey, tennis, foozball, watching movies.
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Fun ppl that like to do dumb stuff, and can be mature sometimes...not all the time, lol
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Music:

MCR, NIN, Gorillaz, Staind, Linkin Park, Van Halen, Stones, AC/DC, Dallas Green, Whatever minus country....well some of its not toooo bad i guess...

Movies:

Boondock Saints, The Crow, Band of Brothers, Saving Private Ryan, Brotherhood of the wolf, Scarface, Harold and Kumar, Office Space, Buying the cow, etc

Television:

Family Guy, Chappelle Show, Daily Show, Coner Gas, CSI, Monster Garage, Myth Busters, Etc

Books:

High school english forever ruined reading for enjoyment

Heroes:

my mom, my friends.

My Blog

Revenge

Revenge is a dish best served cold...And how sweet it is.  I don't use revenge to physically hurt people.  No, its much better to break them mentally, to systematically destroy everyone and ...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:08:00 PST

This ones for tyler

Pick ONE band, and use only TITLES of their songs to answer.My band: Bloodhound GangDescribe yourself: Going Nowhere SlowHow's life: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get ChicksWhere do you live?:Pennsylv...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:31:00 PST

Fill out, and i will have relations with you!

Amuse me...fill this out!!!! PLEASE.....c'mon, U kno U wanna!!! ;)   1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's ...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:41:00 PST

People and why they suck!

People suck! And the sooner you realize it, the easier life becomes.  Why do people suck, because a majority of them, think they are some hot shit, and act in such a condasending maner, and just ...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:17:00 PST

SEX SEX SEX and more SSSEEEXX

This blog has nothing to do with sex and if you wasted your time clicking on it your gay....
Posted by Justin on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:42:00 PST

College Sucks

WTF is with the education system i mean, seriously wtf.  I don't even know where to start, because there is so much wrong with it.  I don't know much about the political side, because i igno...
Posted by Justin on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:48:00 PST