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About Me

--My name is Matt, the name varies, quite a bit. But yeah, I guess Matthew is really my name..damn.-- There is a recurring theme in my life that would qualify to shake girls in their boots if it were a song and they would say "omgz this song is mie life"--I forgot to add this, I am in college. I have a sweet shirt for my school, but its a double xl, so you wont ever see me wearing it. Unless im in Camden, which im known to do. So scratch that ever. Some people will tell me they wish they were in the Matt Watts club, and those people are all naturally not named Matt Watts. Anybody that uses exclamation points seriously, especially in sucession, especially in scenarios where they just use an overwhelming amount so fast that they actually hit "1" a few times, should deeply reconsider how to end sentences. So be it, so be it.--

My Interests

whatever makes me happy.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody

Music:

The Clash

Movies:

The nekkid variety

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

I love them.

Heroes:

Those jerkoffs in hallways that get all mad and go like, "CAN WE PLEASE HURRY UP", and try to push people. And then the next day they are walking like, negative 80 miles an hour in the hallway. That takes guts, and for that, heroismGirls that put "No Photoshop" (sometimes spelled n0 ph0toshoxp) to clearly indicate that they in fact didnt just airbrush themselves for their myspace pictures. You are commended for your valiant ability to not only take amazing 2megapixel+ pictures, but also because you inform people that "Hey, no need to dodge and burn me, this is all natural". And thereby, these girls get the award of being absoulte idiots, and are the reason that "you looked better on myspace" shirts existGirls on Myspace who cut themselves out of prom pictures or pictures with their friends on the beach. Then just have a picture of them with some crappy white box next to them. And then of course, have the full picture right next to it. Whats the deal there, for that, yous are heroic.Stephan Tabor - just because sometimes, you gotta be a land surveyor. And because he came up with the Tetris design. Stephan Tabor Part 2 - the only man that claims Jim Kelly doesnt like me, which is bold on his part SRT Part 3 - Merit badge for always being an asshole to cashiers, despite whatever his intention, which im sure was to be an asshole anyway, in which he not only succeeds but surpasses expecations that we set for his courtesyGirls that put "No Photoshop" on their myspace pictures, as to clearly indicate that they in fact do not need to dodge and burn their pictures to appear good looking/only somewhat ugly

My Blog

Chapter 1: Narcolepsy

Heart. Thats how it all works, it works from the heart. I tried writing something a bit earlier today, tried to begin a new writing thing. Halfway into what was turning into a jarred flow, I realized ...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:59:00 PST

Huntington Beach

March 23, 2006 through March 27, 2006. PA Bombers will be in Huntington Beach, California. And then on March 28, 2006; you will find myself sitting in a hammock drinking lemonade. If...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:30:00 PST

This is important.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=wattmatts That is my livejournal, I never fucking update that thing. But I tell you what, read that shit, check it out, because there is gonna be so...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:40:00 PST

Denver

...can go kill itself. Im leaving for Denver in a few hours, well... better said; im starting my way to Denver. I have to go to Central Jersey, to meet Kevin "Smooth Operator" Chin, where I will hand...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate Nazis

Ok so for the record, I was suspended today for the next two days or something. Why? I was suspended because I come in late, and get detentions. With those detentions, they accumulate, and they ran...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shen shen triceleon

The Wayfarer Perceiving the pathway to truth, Was struck with astonishment. It was thickly grown with weeds. "Ha," he said, "I see that none has passed here In a long time." Later he saw that e...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The past?

Im sorta bored, sorta mystified? Dont normally post much of anything on this space of my, but I feel the topic of the past is something that most people in general live off of but dont dwell upon..and...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gay Heroin Addicts

Party Monster. That movie, should have been called: Gay Heroin Addicts. I learned some valuable morals from this movie. Number one; being gay and falling in love with Fez from That 70's Show, is ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Las PIratas

I hacked the password. Pirates are awesome.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST