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michElle lynn

About Me


I'm not photogenic.
I curse like a sailor.
Horses are my life.
I have plenty of bad habits.
I'm irresponsible.
At some point in our relationship, I will probably make you cry.
I'm a VERY jealous person.
I'm in love with a man named Nick. Don't try to stand in our way unless you enjoy the sensation of being set on fire.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hanson.

Music:

Singer/songwriters, classic rock, indie, emo, screamo, grindcore, hardcore, metal, pop punk, punk, rap, acoustic, a capella, any lyrics that move me or music that makes me wanna dance.
Anything with passion in it.

Heroes:


My Pets
RIP Shadow Lord Greystoke the Unruly a.k.a. Shadow the Gangstuh.

RIP Truman Truman the Moron.

RIP Misty
Misty a.k.a. Chunks the Oblivious One.

RIP Walnut Walnut my Tobey 216 Partner in Crime.

Starsky and Hutch the Homosexuals. Nitro the Ugly. Dharma the Obese. Cassidy the Angst-Ridden Fatass. Maximus, Sparticus, Zeus, and Hera the Pointless Ones .

My Blog

and the part that scares me the most is

that you are way more like me than anyone else I have ever met.
Posted by michElle lynn on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:45:00 PST

scenarios to add to your hypocrisy

if you don't like SHIT TALKERS, don't be one.         Le fin.
Posted by michElle lynn on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:19:00 PST

so i just swallowed my gum in little pieces

and burped them back up. i should be in a side show or something.
Posted by michElle lynn on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

i don't know why

what has happened to you?
Posted by michElle lynn on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

Oh, George...

They get funnier towards the end.   New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reasonyou don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly likethem! Bes...
Posted by michElle lynn on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

well i'll say,

i have a perma-frog in my throat and it hurts so xcore.
Posted by michElle lynn on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

it's a wonderful life

it was never this way with him, and i'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.
Posted by michElle lynn on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST

Buh.

Go to the livejournal community ___bohemiankids and apply. That is all.
Posted by michElle lynn on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:23:00 PST

I HATE Pearl River kids.

So last night, sometime after two in the morning, some little trolls, hopped up on caffeine, (we found the soda bottles) decided it would be mad ill nasty fresh to smash in my car's windows. Not only ...
Posted by michElle lynn on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:16:00 PST

Part Deux.

Money. Pack. Check. Tan. Henna. Jewelry. Cancel appointment. Beach bag. Hair (feathers). Makeup. Bags. Boogie boards. Phone and iPod charger. Batteries. FM transmitter. Lists. Kill me....
Posted by michElle lynn on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:22:00 PST