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Moustachian

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About Me


At The World Beard & Moustache Championships 2007 there were 6 subcategories in the moustache category:
* Natural Moustache -Moustache may be styled but without aids. The hairs are allowed to start growing from up to a maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip. No aids are allowed.
* Hungarian Moustache - Big and bushy, beginning from the middle of the upper lip and pulled to the side. The hairs are allowed to start growing from up to a maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip. Aids are allowed.
* Dalí - narrow, long points bent or curved steeply upward; areas past the corner of the mouth must be shaved. Artificial styling aids needed. Named after Salvador Dalí who was known to sport such a style later in his life.
* English - narrow, beginning at the middle of the upper lip the whiskers are very long and pulled to the side, slightly curled; the ends are pointed slightly upward; areas past the corner of the mouth usually shaved. Artificial styling may be needed.
* Imperial - whiskers growing from both the upper lip and cheeks, curled upward (distinct from the royale, or impériale)
* Freestyle - All moustaches that do not match other classes. The hairs are allowed to start growing from up to a maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip. Aids are allowed.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Jesse at Mustached Movies

Michael at Yewknee

Moustache.de

Music:

jem and the holograms, the melvins, melt banana, the who, yeah yeah yeahs, no means no, allison krauss union station, the pixies, john zorn, the beach boys, faith no more, bernard herrmann, don caballero, booker t and the mg's, the temptations, kaada, kid 606, pink floyd, slayer, eylsian fields, fantomas, dean martin, enon, ween, richard wagner, mclusky, skeleton key, queens of the stoneage, mc chris, dj eddie def, dolly parton, johnny cash, mr. bungle, isis, morrissey, altamont, dead kennedys, blonde redhead, the postal service, pretty girls make graves, tomahawk, bjork, the roots, n.w.a., eazy-e, firewater, folk implosion, hum, jeff buckley, sigur ros, radiohead, kenny rogers, sonic youth, tractenberg family slideshow players, ...trail of dead, white stripes, le tigre, boredoms, ex-girl, cibbo matto, diamanda galas, ennio morricone, goblin, elliot smith, failure, the toadies, helmet, jesus lizard, interpol, morphine, my bloody valentine, shellac, fiona apple, pavement, refused, bad brains, the cows, mike patton, lovage, naked city, cat power, buckethead, the smiths, yoko kano, the seatbelts, dillinger escape plan, mindless self indulgence, the fucking champs, the ruins, jucifer, tool, primus, outkast, dungeon family, secret chiefs 3, chicks on speed, peaches, avalanches, aphex twin, dj shadow, venus hum, pantera, death cab for cutie

Movies:

vertigo, man bites dog, a clockwork orange, shaun of the dead, the element of crime, suspiria, dogville, marnie, ravenous, kill bill, deep red, the idiots, texas chainsaw massacre, julien donkey boy, the blues brothers, prospero's books, bubba ho-tep, fire walk with me, north by northwest, dancer in the dark, tenebrae, silverado, transformers, gangs of new york, once upon a time in the west, dawn of the dead, city of lost children, the goonies, the cook the thief his wife and her lover, lost in translation, gummo, hero, amelie, five easy pieces, donnie darko, the good the bad and the ugly, the shining, apocalypse now, breaking the waves, zombie, 2001, legend of the drunken master, pyscho, star wars, the howling, adaptation, being john malkovich, the taxi driver, the virgin suicides, zatoichi, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the cube, human nature, the godfather, the labyrinth, mean streets, the exorcist, rosemary's baby, cape fear, winchester '73, alien, the dark crystal, punch drunk love, way of the gun, seven samurai, boogie nights, hedwig and the angry inch, magnolia, eyes wide shut, superman 2, der glimming

Television:

the simpsons, curb your enthusiasm, extras, spaced, arrested development, the office, lost, six feet under, band of brothers, good eats, iron chef, 12 oz. mouse, sea lab 2021, venture brothers, home movies, aqua teen hunger force, brak show, family guy, mr.show, cowboy bebop, flcl, seinfeld, boy meets grill, upright citizens brigade, the state, justice leage unlimited, kingdom, dune, ifc, dinner and a movie

Books:

STEPHEN KING; dark tower series, insomnia, hearts in atlantis, eyes of the dragon, the stand, desperation, the regulators, everything's eventual, the talisman/the black house(w/peter straub)
H.P.LOVECRAFT; call of cthulhu, dunwich horror, colour of outer space, shadow over innsmouth, whisperer in darkness, haunter of the dark
HUNTER S. THOMPSON; generation of swine, fear and loathing, rum diaries
MISC; equus-peter shaffer, grendel-john gardner, mythology-edith hamilton, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead-tom stoppard, hitchcock's notebooks-dan auiller, the dark side of genius-donald spoto, a crackup at the race riots-harmony korine, if chins could kill-bruce cambell, fast food nation-eric schlosser
COMICS; earth x, universe x, paradise x, kingdom come, j.s.a., fantastic four, the watchmen, from hell, v for vendetta, league of extraordinary gentlemen, the avengers, secret war, new x-men, green lantern, dr.fate, marvels, alex ross, jim lee, alan moore, geoff johns, mark waid, grant morrison, neil gaiman, yoshitaka amano, mark millar, john bendis

Heroes:

alfred hitchcock, randall flagg, charles bronson, optimus prime, steve albini, alex ross, dr. doom, johnny cash, revolver ocelot, dale crover, alan moore

My Blog

Soundtrack

So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When you go to a new questi...
Posted by Moustachian on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out

ALiAN MOORE is a Giant Dragon that eats Rocks, will turn back into a Human in the morning, and has a Computer for a Brain, Crablike Pincers and a mean Left Hook.Strength: 7 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 12...
Posted by Moustachian on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST

Love your pets, Like your machines, Lick your blood

WE3 WE3 WE3 Grant 'the man' Morrison - Writer Frank 'eht nam' Quitely - Artist by: Joel Phillips www.comixfan.com You want drama? The suspense generated in this story is genuine, as is the co...
Posted by Moustachian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ladies Run For Your Boyfriends

Originally posted at www.hotsexintheory.com as Dr.Geek Being the geek I am, I recently pulled my comic book collection from the dust bunny land that is my closet. Now I am proud of my collection, a...
Posted by Moustachian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kenny Rogers can Roast and Host

Originally posted on www.hotsexintheory.com as Dr.Geek As any comic book character deserves an origin, so does this story and its writer. Call me geek, the product of rhinestones, silicon, country ...
Posted by Moustachian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST