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About Me

Im a pirate, call me Shamus i like beer, sex, pinball, and surfing i also have a healthy love of midgetsim me on elcapitano523 on aim

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BRUCE CAMPBELL,midgets, Dee Snider, santa, a moose, a midget wearing a hat, satan, DIO, sarah michelle gellar, elzia dushku, ashelly scott, jenifer garner, my AZAS crew jeinfer love hewitt, ozzy ozbourne, zakk wylde,jimmy page, hendrix,, Jenna jameson,Elizabeth cuthbert, steve ray vaughan,bruce dickerson, toni iommi, bill ward,geezer butler and the man who invented twinkies

My Blog

its a long way to the top

its been a LONG time since ive written a blog about anything, most of my rants have been subdued  because i was in a relationship, then the marine corps and i just never had enough time to just sit at...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:52:00 GMT

IM A FUCKIN MARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yea i know the title says it all its fucking awesome eh? it sucked unbelieveably but was completely worth it in everyway  ive never been this happy before not even when i had the 4 some  and woke up i...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:49:00 GMT

off to parris island

well its finally time for me to ship its all exciting like..... like theres a monkey in my bellypullin and twisting on my lower intestinesnibbling on my appendixshitting on my spleen........... goddam...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:29:00 GMT

hmmmmm my lifes temporaryily stopped sucking

well kinda im still sigfrieds ass puppet but im getting my tax return and a decent sized paycheck next week hopefully enough to buy a new ride and i have a fucking amazing girlfriend and the carnvials...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:58:00 GMT

twas the most wonderfull time of the year

those who know me know that i love one holiday above any else   its not halloween as fun as  it is to shoot small children with bb guns and pick up the satchels filled with there hard earned...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:36:00 GMT

today

has sucked   it just has   im sorryi dont wat to write another bitchy blog but hell   none of you are picking up your phones ( the ones  who i want to talk  to anyway) and you...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:47:00 GMT

worst day of 07

today.............there arent words to describe the suck   it was simply the suck   and i will proceed with my rant   ...now   lets journey back   THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.........
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:16:00 GMT

i dislike handicap people

my day of fun filled activities was brought to a short stubby midgetish end today   and the cap'n is not amused   you guys ever go to a theme park   and get a hard on ( or wet if ye be ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 22:57:00 GMT

my lumpalicous is gone

today i had to put my dog Zoey down   she was suffering from lymphoma   and was really really lumpy   and i called her lumpy   i miss her she'd groan like a cow   or a gazel...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:57:00 GMT

BEND BEFORE THE WAVES OF HEAVY METAL

people     are fucking retarded   and appearntly   since i cannot commit genocide on all persons with a IQ of 50   i cannot stop this epidemic   yes   its...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 18:55:00 GMT