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I2onnie

Why Isnt Your Heart On Ur Sleeve Like Mine, In a World We Dont Understand But Were Born Into Knowin

About Me


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Uploaded by naomy .. .. Wipe your feet before you step in my page!! Im Ronnie, nice to meet you...Can i get u something to drink? Theres a Coat Rack and a place to look at pictures over there... Where to start...I get all tha time i remind ppl of Dane Cook and Stiffler...on that note i guess I now have to explain some things in tha "About Me" section by makin ya laugh a little? (unless of course u dont laugh at Dane or Stiffler haha)... My View on Life is Everything is a Giant Experiment and even Scientists Fcuk up Tryin to get it right! SO ive learned while Experimentin with Life to never wear out my welcome or forget where i came from cuz when i do wear it out, id like to remember how to get back...Im a Love cynic, but love sex... I have a short attention span so say something interestin please, My attention span has been very short for a while now...understand? Ive never told anyone ive never lied and i was perfect, cuz if i told u i was perfect, i lied and if i lied im surely not perfect. In some ways im wise beyond my years, in others well, i guess im like michael jackson, im findin it kinda frustratin to grow up... Im tha person that made tha party u went to last nite, tha "party" that u went to last nite, but im also tha person who loathes to be tha only one at my place chillin with my furniture...its odd but i cant find tha balance of tha total opposites but have no problem with it, unless ur freind is havin tha party of tha century and my couch im on sittin when i got tha phone call just so happens to be tha comfiest its been in a zillion years (then, yipp, yeerr, thats a problem)....im moody sometimes but i get over excited for no reason at all??!!! Im a Ball of energy beyond...(well whatever a ball of energy looks likes) and sometimes i have so much i donate it to charity (prolly why u see homeless ppl malnourished, jumpin, singin, playin homemade drums before u go into tha club and they are STILL doin that shit after) yeah, thats MY fuckin energy haha lemme get a quarter outta ur cup atleast bitch! butttt, BUT, can find it OH SO EEEEASY to fall asleep whenever i please. I can be stubborn and very opionated but care about what u think and have to say, really...im here to make others laugh and smile, i live for it, been told over and over i should be a stand up comedian but if uve ever seen a stand up show they are standin for like 2 hours FUCK - THAT!! Im lazy as shit nicca - gimme audience, mic and recliner! Im tha type that will LIKE tottally LIKE comment ur new pics a million times LIKE except if u ask me and i do LIKE think LIKE ur ugly, well ur tha one that asked me to LIKE comment...I believe theres not bullet on earth that hurts more then words and its cuz of my vast knowledge of tha words in tha dictionary and tha terrible way u dress i keep tha safety on for as long i can...but deep down no matter what i said in that irrational moment im sure i dint mean it and altho i come off like im goin against tha bible's "everyone is equal" id throw myself in front of tha train for u (provided its already stopped and lettin passengers off)....i do what i want, when i want. period. I say what i want when i want to whoever i want. period. To Goalies who let off 10 goals in 1 period. To motha fuckas on myspace who dont make sense cuz they dont use periods. TO GIRLS HAVIN THIER PERIOD. Nothin i say to u is any different from that id say to President Bush or his more intelligent 300 lb bodygaurd. Altho i struggle and wrestle with tha person i really am everyday, one things for sure,(we are evenely matched and there is never a winner haha) but im just like u...i wish, i pray, i hope, i lust, ive been eyed tha next mornin by my parents cuz tha girl i was bangin last nite was way too fuckin loud, i secretly wanna rob a huge bank in a funny lookin mask and take over tha world - kidnap lil kids an hold them for ransom (dont lie ppl, u wanna do this haha) Tha past is history, 2morrows a mystery, i always look forward but remain in tha moment. This moment is a gift, thats why we call it tha present, dont let it slip away cuz it just might be tha best present uve ever got...in closin, Open ur Heart, Open ur mind, open ur legs (girls)...u just may be shuttin out exactly what u need....(no tha last quote is mine and not an excert from tha bible, im just a lil perverted and ridiculusly down to earth ... (with tha help of gravity, of course) Niiiiiice, High-Five!!!....Oh and IF UR down to earth and feel like leavin planet "im tha fuckin shit", shout me a holla, i'll make sure u dont miss ur space flight back... (if u read this whole thing, uve read tha equivalent of ur average book, congrats!)..
How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace editor . ..
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My Interests

!!!MOVIE QUOTES!!!"Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around" - Vanilla Sky ~ INTERESTS ~ Movies.Movies.Movies. Hip-Hop Obsessed (real shit '94-not fake shit '04). MUSIC, And How It Always Finds A Way With Its Diverse Language To Explain How U Feel, Clearify Ur Thoughts, Say What U Mean, Act As An Anti-Depressant And Helps You Make Tough Decisions. Findn'Her. Crackn'Existence. Tha High of Knowledge. Daydreamn'. Every Bit Of Your Attention. Time Alone. Hopeless-esT Romantic. Questionin Whats "Normal". Challengin'Majority. "Quotes". Poetry @ Writin. Bein Awake While Everyone Else Is Asleep. Warmth. Security. Bein Free In All Tha Ways U R Not. Fallin In Love 3 Times A Day. Gettin My Heart Broken 3 Times A Day. Nostalgia. Drinks ;). WOMEN. Tha Present. Tha Word Love and How It Should Be Illegal To Say Unless U Really Really Really Mean it. Opinion, Mine & Yours. Devils Advocate. Helpin. Carin. Sincere Moments. Exsposin Tha Fake. Trailin Happiness By 100 FT In Tha Marathon. Death. Savin Time. Tension. Sportsss. Belief. Tha End Of Tha Yellow Brick RD. Analyzin Everything. Competionin. PPLS Ignorance & What They Signify. What YOU Think. Sex, Fuckn, and What You Call "Makin Love". Tha Truth. Things Unspoken. Obession @ Addiction. How Perfect Everything Is With Inperfections. Tha BitterSweet. Memories. Eyes w/Lies. Calculatin, Speculatin, Interrupidatin @ Underestimatin. What Your Doin Right Now. If U Think Of Me. Most Of All...Im Interested In Why Your Heart Isnt On Ur Sleeve Like Mine, In a World We Dont Understand But Were Born Into, Knowin That This Is Our Last Chance At Anything, Every Moment..... !!!Hip-Hop QUOTES!!! "Snatch you out the 5-Series like im winnin the pennent" - Redman

I'd like to meet:


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Uploaded by netgear24 AIM MEEEE - Ronzilla00 (instant messanger) Id like to meet YOU. You seem like a very nice person....with a hott older sister! ....fa real tho, id like to meet God, see what that complex situation is about. im sure ur miraculous, but im in no rush God.....to meet u....but id like to....just not now.

Music:

Ill listen to like Wu tang before i go out and gang bang but i also settle down to like some elton john, tiny dancer before i baby sit my neice..... Im a Lyrical Gen-iuos-I mean-this! You could say im kinda Tha-Boss, so Get-Lost! But really, anything that gets me thinkin Rational, cuz its how i make tha really tough Decisions...Follow my Heart?? No,I follow tha Lyrics! Bought my first car after listenin to Ice Ice Baby...Car died a week later

Movies:

"My Nigga"Anything with Al pacino or Denzel Washington in it....Anything with Boobs or Midgits in it is a plus! Oh and anything that Dosn't leaves me with Blue Balls. Those arnt fun. Im like a movie junkie with nothin left to see to get my fix on, OH GODDD name some huh?? here are SOME of my favs im NOT missing, in No Particular Order -Memento-Heat-V for Vendetta-Vanilla Sky-FightClub-Donnie Darko-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-The Last Samurai-The Departed-Collateral-Casino-Lord of War-American Gangster-Scarface-The Matrix-Jerry Maguire-The Weatherman-Hero-As Good As it Gets-Crash-Million Dollar Baby-Shawshank Redemption-BraveHeart-Wedding Crashers-Serendipity-Sideways-Training Day-A Beautiful Mind-300-Pulp Fiction-Resevoir Dogs-Kill Bill 1 & 2-Meet the Fockers-The Usual Suspects-Narc-Forces of Nature-The Cable Guy-All Lord of the Rings-All Bournes-40 Year Old Virgin-Goodfellas-City of God-Lucky Number Slevin-American Beauty-Counte of Monte Cristo-Black Hawk Down-Requiem for a Dream-The Insider-The Devils Advocate-Saving Private Ryan-Sin City-Terminator 2-Meet the Parents-The Family Man-FaceOff-ALL DISNEY & PIXAR-Gladiator-Good Will Hunting-Donnie Brasco-Blow-Carlitos Way-Rounders-Grindhouse-Jackie Brown-From Dusk till Dawn-Little Miss Sunshine-The Hurricane-Snatch-Way of the Gun-(Maybe u Should Grab a Snack Here, then Come Back and Finish?)Twelve Monekys-Se7en-GO-The Truman Show-Matchstickmen-Blair Witch Project-The Mexican-Casino Royale-Dawn of the Dead-Risky Business-Man on Fire-The Manchurian Candidate-Any Given Sunday-Analyze This-Cabin Fever-The Score-Troy-Men of Honor-Insideman-A Bronx Tale-Babel-Gangs of New York-Basic-The Beach-Titanic-Meet Joe Black-American Psycho-21 Grams-The Illusionist-Miami Vice-True Lies-Pitch Black-The Fast and The Furiuos-Top Gun-Cruel Intentions-The Good The Bad and The Ugly-Mystic River-Bad Santa-Blade 2-Shoot em up-Smokin Aces-Orange County-Anchor Man-Stranger Then Fiction-The Break Up-Grease-Swingers-High Fidelity-True Romance-SwordFish-Batman Begins-Hitch-Cocktail-Three Kings-Thomas Crown Affair-The Pursuit of Happyness-Four Brothers-Event Horizon-Bad boys 2-Pearl Harbor-The Hitcher-Once Upon a Time in Mexixo-Shooter-Intolerable Cruelty-HeartBreakers-Out of Sight-Theres Something About Mary-The Patriot-Knocked up-Mulholland Dr.-Being John Malchovich- OHHH and PORN!!...k, way moree, so enoughhhh... ....as a matter of factual knowledge, im prolly at a movie right now!!! and im sure u belive this like facts .. ..

Television:

(Currently no longer watchin tv...unless of course it sports and our team is beatin ur ass!) but sometimes... fuckin reality television!!! Its like a giant bowl of LSD coated fruit loops sprinkled with Crack dust and drenched in Heroin skim milk or 1%!! if u prefer 1%? I Myself, I actually do tha 2%

Books:

The Dark Tower, naw for real The Dark Tower. and when things arnt goin my way with girls, i'll read cosmo and then have sex with that girl the next night! oh and in the Book of Facts (29.95 hardcover, sold internationally) it says....2+2=4 and that I'm the coolest person to have ever walked the earth, and this all takes place on page 1, 1rst paragraph, check it out!

Heroes:

Heroes? Me-Myself & I (just those 3) Everyone else will only let you down. Trust is a Luxury I cant afford.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ronnie Coletti
Birthday: 06-30-82, 1900s!
Birthplace: newton, MA
Current Location: Watch city, MA
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: bla bla 5'6 where are the good ??s
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: they wernt sandles thats for sure
Your Weakness: a lil too sensitive
Your Fears: She wont find me in time...
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, if they are all out, then pepporoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see more old friends
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what up, haha or die u fake ass bitch!
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit, im late
Your Best Physical Feature: hmm, i duno...hair on my toes!
Your Bedtime: im a night owl, like 3
Your Most Missed Memory: anything before responsibility
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, u can tell alot by this
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: thats like askin Sunshine or Rain
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: occasionally
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: by myself?
Have you Been in Love: huh?
Do you want to go to College: i wanna go back, yes
Do you want to get Married: with the right girl, sure
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: my mirror can be an ass sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: sorta, but i love em' /
Do you like Thunderstorms: we have no hard feelins
Do you play an Instrument: i did, trumpet, grade school
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: at this bar with friends, yeah, and alone always!
In the past month have you Smoked: no, month before past month, yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: for anxiety, i get them at cvs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: on....
In the past month have you been on Stage: all these....
In the past month have you been Dumped: no sir, or maam?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its been cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, wish i could say alot of money from a bank...
Ever been Drunk: (head shakin, quick look down/left) no
Ever been called a Tease: no, teasin is bad
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: i plead the 5th
How do you want to Die: im goin to live forever, but if i die, then painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy is all...
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: right in the middle
Height: i like them shortie luvs
Weight: i dont know, not fat tho
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: huh? me? or in a friend....
Number of CDs I own: oh gosh, u had to ask....too many
Number of Piercings: just the lobes on my ears
Number of Tattoos: sorry girls, none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: kickin u out my life so fast....for that, im sorry
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! My Bitch...I got your Flyin Carpet Right hurrr!! Disney got tha illest bitches!!!

My Blog

I Cant Really Tell If Im Breathin right Now......

To Who This May Concern,im in hibernation.....i dont feel like talkin.....i dont feel like i wanna go through this anymore.....im over it, but im not, its over me.....things are difficult to explain, ...
Posted by I2onnie on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:25:00 PST

Callin all Bloggers!! Callin all Bloggers!!

Q: NAME A FRIEND WHOS NAME STARTS WITH A "T".A: TOM......"our" friend from MYSPACE??Q: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS:A: jessica alba, bitch, stop callin-shit! its over!Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?...
Posted by I2onnie on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

Tha only Official Myspace Tracker!!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!

Ok PPL, Heres how it works: Theres no copyin or pastin or waitin till next month to see if anything is in ur mailbox.... none of that bullshit.  Its simple actually:  Everytime u v...
Posted by I2onnie on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:56:00 PST

WANNA LAUGH?

1. Start Time: 5:25 pm2.Name: Ronnie3. Nickname(s): Ronzilla, but let me know u bunch of creative bitches!!!where's 4 & 5 ?? I ate them cuz i needed a survey snack, 4 had a bite to it! 5 smelled l...
Posted by I2onnie on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:25:00 PST

NEWWWWW GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION - Great Benifits!

Girlfriend application!  Whether i hate everything u say, (very doubtful) im in love with honesty itself....So be honest, its the best way to start anything.......wink ;) OK, are u applyin...
Posted by I2onnie on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:13:00 PST

some stuff u maybe dint know bout me? read this!!

ok survey bout me time: 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?i was maybe 3 or 4, ok 3 1/2 and cut my upper lip open runnin around my stairs....i shouldnt have been foolin around, should have acted...
Posted by I2onnie on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:53:00 PST