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Jess "Magic Fingers" McLovin'

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My name is Jesse Wagner and thats all anyone really ever wanted to know about me.
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Name: Jesse Wagner
Birthday: 05/22/1987
Birthplace: Warren
Current Location: Diamond
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: German, italian, irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: work boots
Your Weakness: i have none
Your Fears: i fear nothing except flying horses that kick ppl in the face
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and slaughtered animal bits
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get through school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: damn straight
Thoughts First Waking Up: god i hate my miserable excuse of a life
Your Best Physical Feature: i feel i have none
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: killin hookers in mexico with my friend Hank
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: the BK lounge of course
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: hellz yea
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: i'm already in college
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: on a daily basis
In the past month have you been on Drugs: lol yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: i want to explode while falling from a building and have my guts rain down upon down syndrome kids
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a hobo
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrailia so i can tackle a kangaroo
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Favourite Eye Color: i really dont care about a persons looks
Favourite Hair Color: it's more about their personality
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Your IQ Is 160
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

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..TR Ed Gein
Your personality matches Criminal Profile 4081646. Gein's desolate farmhouse was a study in chaos. Inside, junk and rotting garbage covered the floor and counters. It was almost impossible to walk through the rooms. The smell of filth and decomposition was overwhelming. While the local sheriff, Arthur Schley, inspected the kitchen with his flashlight, he felt something brush against his jacket. When he looked up to see what it was he ran into, he faced a large, human carcass hanging upside down from the beams.

____________________________________________ Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Ed Gein. Bizarre handicraft made Eddie into a celebrity. Author Robert Bloch was inspired to write a story about Norman Bates, a character based on Eddie, which became the central theme of the Alfred Hitchcock's classic thriller Psycho. In 1974, the classic thriller by Tobe Hooper, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, has many Geinian touches, although there is no character that is an exact Eddie Gein model. This movie helped put "Ghastly Gein" back in the spotlight in the mid-1970's. Years later, Eddie provided inspiration for the character of another serial killer, Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs. Like Eddie, Buffalo Bill treasured women's skin and wore it like clothing in some insane transvestite ritual. While shocked deputies searched through the rubble of Eddie Gein's existence, they realized that the horrible discoveries didn't end at the missing Mrs. Worden's body. They had stumbled into a death farm. The funny-looking bowl in his home was actually the top of a human skull. The lampshades and wastebasket were made from human skin. A ghoulish inventory began to take shape: an armchair made of human skin, female genitalia kept preserved in a shoebox, a belt made of nipples, a human head, four noses and a heart. The more the looked through the house, the more ghastly trophies they found. Finally a suit made entirely of human skin. Their heads spun as they tried to tally the number of woman that may have died at Eddie's hands. While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns. Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
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