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Zohar

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About Me

When I was a child, they thought I was mute. I did not say my first word until the age of five. My first word was "television." Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

everyone and give them a hug like that lady does, that Indian Saint woman, except that when my friend went to see her, she was multi-tasking and telling other people to run errands for her, while Melissa's head was wedged between her breasts.

My Blog

Hey Beautiful People

check out my site www.serversunite.comxoxoxo
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 10:56:00 GMT

the Comb Over

I am impressed. first there was the faux hawk, then the mullet, and Now: The Comb Over. These cute little 20 year olds running around with shaved foreheads, and their hair combed over it from the side...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:25:00 GMT

I got Married

I am so fucking lucky. Being Blissed out in Love. Baruch Hashem.
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:45:00 GMT

Into the Ghetto we Go

My friend Harry, a cute Puerto Rican flaming boy, pleads me not to go home on new years because everyone here takes their guns and shoots them into the air or something, and when you want a snack in t...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:28:00 GMT

the coupledom vortex

It is a slow fall, first it is sort of like a racquet ball game, back and forth: whose bed are we sleeping in tonight, yours or mine? And then you move to: what should we have for dinner tonight? And...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:08:00 GMT

Elvis is the Next Jesus

so, Jesus was born then died. 200 years later, Christianity was created. 2000 years later, we walk around and look at pictures of Jesus in museums all over the world, good pics bad ones, and all stan...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 22:36:00 GMT

Airbrushing fcked up America

I work as a server in a fun little Slightly Shishi lunch spot in Soho, we get all types: i.e. I fall in love with some guy at least once a day: and of course, being it is Soho: we get the models walki...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:34:00 GMT

Diversify Minimize Risks: Women Talk in a Locker Room in Manhattan

It is a bummer we didnt really hang out in locker rooms when we were girls, talking while we blow dried our hair, or picked a zit, or attempted mascara, which I still cant really do well; the mascara ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 19:15:00 GMT

Another Day In Office Ville

I glance to the computer screen next to me, and the business man with the impeccable suit and tie is seriously studying the screen that writes "Movie Shipped."
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:57:00 GMT

RE: Coaching my mulit-lingual cookie icer colleague on applying to the shishi cafes of NYC

So, I was speaking with my multi-lingual cat sitter one time while we were all icing cookies at the Cookie Factory, and she really Really wanted a job at a cafe, and all my fellow icers were laughing ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 23:53:00 GMT