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Kåre

Like old Coolwip without the fuz

About Me

~Busy is as busy does...
What if you're busy but you don't do anything?
~Laughing can be done for any emotion but sometimes you might get confused.
~How much would it cost to get a plastic surgeon to give me gills?
~People seem to grow up suddenly and in one fluid motion... when they get around to it.
~I need a vacation from myself most days
~sometimes I wish I were a mongoose
~What is it called when you don't sleep but you dream anyway?
~Back to the Future is the shit

Leif

Tor-Sven

Shuga Mama

Bjorn

Vinnie

Jesse

Kileymarie

Tim

Shawn

Stacey

Dazzle

Abdi

Kristen

Fifi the Scene

Karen

Jolyn

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My Interests

I love to travel and would do it professionally if I could. I can vacation like no ones business and I thrive on change.

You Know You're Norwegian When....
You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:
a) drunk.
b) insane.
c) an American.
d) All of the above.

You vigorously defend whaling and enjoy consuming whale meat.

You enjoy the taste of lutefisk (jelly-like, bad-smelling fish) and cod prepared in any way, including fried cod tongues.

You can prepare fish in five different ways without cooking it.

You don't question the habit of always preparing a "matpakke" (sandwich in paper).

You have two cars, a cabin and a boat, if not more.

You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

It feels natural to wear sport clothes and backpack everywhere, including the cinema, bowling alley, and to church.

You think it's weird if a house isn't wooden.

You know at least five different words for describing different textures of snow.

You don't fall when walking on ice.

You earn more than you spend.

You associate Easter with cross-country skiing and beer/meet runs to Danmark or Sweden.

You are shocked if it's not 2 months of snow every year, at least!

You can see mountains and the ocean, no matter where you are.

You expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before.

You fall 3 metres, and don't get hurt. If you do, you're not worried at all.

You haven't heard of "fast-food".

You can't understand why foreigners haven't heard about Bjørn Dæhlie.

You're proud to be Norwegian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Norwegian friends!

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I'd like to meet:

Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden

Music:

I like most music when I give it a chance but here are some

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Movies:

I've seen so many movies... and i liked almost all of them. I'm a sucker for movies. here are a few that I can think of right now.

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Television:

TV sucks my life away from me and I hate it for that

Books:

I read a lot and that’s why I need glasses to see

Heroes:

I am not one of those everyday yokels who will submit to the superman-batman complex of which is so popular these days. afterall, both of these characters had split personalities and thats no way to go about life. what if one of you gets angry at the other of you and both of you fervently decide to never talk to the other ever again? what then?
You Know You're From Utah When...
Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange.
You can pronounce Tooele.
The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y.
You have actually eaten funeral potatoes.
You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door handle in the same month.
You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn, Fetch, Flip", "Oh, My Heck" and "Shoot".
Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom.
Hunting season is a school holiday.
The largest liquor store is the state government.
You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.
30% humidity is muggy and almost unbearable.
Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.
You know the difference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake House'.
The elevation exceeds the population
You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you
You can see the stars at night
You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever."
You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.
Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.
You have more children than you can find biblical names for.
Your family considers a trip to McDonald'd a night out..
Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.
You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night Football.
Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.
You drink Coke from a brown paper bag.
You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.
You believe that you must be 18 or older to order coffee at a restaurant.
There is a similarity between a ward basketball game and the L.A. riots.
You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
You negotiate prices at a garage sale.
You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.
You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.
You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.
Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.
Cars in the slow lane are traveling the fastest; cars in the fast lane are traveling the slowest; cars in the middle lanes are always trying to exit.
Sandals are the best-selling shoes.
You have to ask for the uncensored version of "Titanic."
Hotel rooms all have the Book of Mormon.
You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.
You learn about the Mormon Church by taking history in elementary school.
You live in a state where Democrats always come in third place, unless a zoo animal is running. Then they come in fourth.
You're on your own if you are turning left.
Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but close for the opening of hunting season.
People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees.
There is a church on every corner, but they all teach the same thing.
The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
People drive to Idaho (or Arizona) to pick up a gallon of milk so they can play the lottery.
In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.
Beer drinkers don't shop on Sunday.
You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside a building.
The cost of living rises while your salary drops.
Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.
When you buy a new vehicle, cigarette lighters are optional equipment but gun and ski racks are standard.
Every time a new family moves into your neighborhood, the local elementary school has to hire a new teacher.
Your paycheck has an additional 10 percent deduction.
"Temple recommends" is acceptable identification for cashing a check.
More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.
You've never had a Mormon missionary knock on your door.
Your neighbors complain about where they live, yet refuse to return to the state they moved from.
You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.
You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.
Your idea of a good time is playing Pictionary in the cultural hall.
Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of Pepsi and a PG-13 movie.
You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in her kitchen.
You think "You're a 10 cow wife" is a compliment.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Utah. Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here
Blogthings
Your Eyes Should Be Blue
Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness
What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
You Are A Blueberry Martini
You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often.
You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail.
You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country.
Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality. What Flavor Martini Are You?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are 68% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
You Are 52% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?
People Envy Your Ingenuity
You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration.
People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are! What Do People Envy About You?
Your Stress Level is: 40%
You are slightly prone to stress, but generally you keep it under control.
You know how to relax and take things as they come, even when your worlds seems to be falling apart.
Occasionally, you do let yourself get stressed out, but you snap out of it pretty quickly. How Stressed Are You?
What kind of kiss are you?
You have a surprise kiss! Your partner is always pleasantly pleased to have you jump outta no where to dote them with a fun peck on the cheek or more passionate embrace. super markets and work places are your favorite places to attack your loved one with all your love =p
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You scored as Mysterious eyes. You wish to hide who you are
from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people.
You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games
with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the
true you if only to one person!

Mysterious


58%

Eyes full of Pain


50%

Diamond Eyes


42%

Passion


42%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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.. You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are
probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a
modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized
religion but still feels as if there is something greater
than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are
not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative


100%

Idealist


94%

Romanticist


88%

Postmodernist


75%

Existentialist


69%

Materialist


25%

Modernist


20%

Fundamentalist


15%
What is Your World View? (updated)
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To all those who actually read this shit, my real myspace is under the name of kain alrik. cheers

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Asking for help (important)

For all of those who know me, I need you to watch me for the next month and see if my behavior has changed.    Thank you much  :)
Posted by Kåre on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:52:00 PST

Grades

Hey boys and girls, once again I have somehow come out of another semester with a GPA higher than a 3.7 and I honestly have no idea how it was done. This just proves that studying and reading are both...
Posted by Kåre on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:34:00 PST

MAN LAW 1010

1. The high five and the wave good bye have been replaced by an abrupt thrust while simultaneously pointing at the person with your elbows by your side. This law was put forth by Tyler Shealy and Dani...
Posted by Kåre on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:36:00 PST

Hit the floor

On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted ...
Posted by Kåre on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

papers week

Ok, so I have about four papers due next week.... no worries right? Well, I have three of them taken care of with no problems at all, but the six pager is giving grief. Not because that's a long paper...
Posted by Kåre on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

nothing better to waste than time on friends and family

Well, school has started and I finally found a job. All is falling into place. Now all I have to do is get a life and start going out and doing things more than just once a week. Time is a horrible t...
Posted by Kåre on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:38:00 PST

hey all

Well, Im back in Salt Lake City... if your reading this then you have an obligation to drop me a line. I need to start going out for the night again and I need people to go with. It will be fun, I pro...
Posted by Kåre on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST

Georgia work

I took a job down in Atlanta, Georgia for this summer hoping to get enough money that it would cover my schooling expenses for the next year.  Thus making it worth my while to miss summer semeste...
Posted by Kåre on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:11:00 PST

I wish that I were that guy

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phoneon a bench rings and a man engages the handsfree speaker-function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: "Hell...
Posted by Kåre on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:12:00 PST

Its busted

Personality's gone into the shop... can you guys look it over? -Only if you're certified though, I don't want it more messed up than it was before! http://kevan.org/johari?name=Tyler-kaare...
Posted by Kåre on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:39:00 PST