Kyle Dammit! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm pretty awesome, that's really all you need to know about me. I'm in grad school, and it sucks. I actually think i'm ready to get a big-boy job now. I am the world's greatest procrastinator, I'll tell you why later though. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a balla, I wish I had a girl and if I did I would call her. I once was too drunk to fish. You haven't lived until I've cooked you breakfast. What kind of sport allows you to strap two razor-sharp blades to your feet, carry a large wooden stick and start fist fights? The greatest sport ever. My lifelong plan is to travel the world and create a child on every continent. I'm gonna be a Senator just so I can sleep with my secretary and then kill her to cover it up. A noble spirit embiggons the smallest man. I once met that man for Nantucket, his legend has been greately overexaggerated. I wish the "enter" button worked in this section. I think it would be interesting to go back in time and see how major events in history actually went down, and to see if everyone really spoke accented english or if there was more than one language. I think that if you are able to capture and restrain another human being, you should be allowed to keep them as your slave. It's been my experience that dogs are better-and generally smarter-than most people. Believe it or not, strippers actually do have souls. He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. 300 is the greatest movie of all time. it makes me want to kill.
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My Interests

I'm interested in anything that may interest me. I like to go fishing and swimming at the beach. I would like to learn how to cook, but i only have a skillet and a saucepan, so it's hard.

I'd like to meet:

Every single person on earth.

Music:

I listen to anything really. I don't really have one favorite band, but i really like black metal. I like other metal too, along with punk, classic rock, alternative, grunge, and anything else.

Movies:

Anything with titties in it.

Television:

The Simpsons is the greatest show of all time, but the best show I've seen on tv this year was game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Word.

Books:

As long as it has a lot of pictures, I'll be ok.

Heroes:

Captain Planet and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

My Blog

tommy is a jew

he is an antisemitic jew, can you believe that shit? his nose bled all over my house and he said no, his blood is on my hands. i'll kill his face. rawrr. they gave us glasses, ...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:59:00 PST

Champions

The sweat matted their hair against their brow. Some stood, hunched over trying to catch their breath after only a few minutes of competition. Some dropped to one knee, trying to understan...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST

interesting day

well yesterday had all kinds of fun-filled adventures. first i had to work at 6:30 in the morning. so that's not exciting, but the rest of the day was. after that, i went out to...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

my faceeeee

I'm typin from katie's computer becaue she is the man. Katie, you rule. Billy, my handi s cut up. Just like whhahahen you fell in your bushes. That's so funne. I haven't zblogg...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

i'm gonna be an uncle

well, i kinda already am one now because my brother in law already has two kids from a previous marriage, but now that he knocked my sister up i'm gonna be a real one. i guess it's pretty cool.&...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST

computadora

i have a new computer. it is awesome. it is way better than my old laptop. that thing sucked. ipods (30 GB) had more memory than my laptop (18.6 GB). this new comput...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

New Skin

I got a tattoo last night, and I absolutely love it. I got the UNCW Rugby team logo on my right calf, it's a little stick figure running and holding a trident. It's pretty fucking cool.&nb...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

The holidays are ova!

Thank God, I hate Christmas music. I had to lie to my boss and tell her I was going to Ohio to visit my grandma so that I could get all of the days off I wanted. I don't feel bad abou...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

it's 4 am

13 hours until my first exam. i have to work from 7am-1pm. 7 study hours until my first exam. in 41 hours i will be done with my first semester of grad school. i went to bed at...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:17:00 PST

it's the scariest fucking shark in the world

GWAR was awesomenesss. matt drove back, so me and tommy were able to drink very heavily, then he threw up in my car and tried to convinve me that it was i who had thrown up instead. silly ...
Posted by Kyle Dammit! on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST