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Lefty

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About Me

I enjoy drinking excessively, shooting guns, taking long shits while I talk on the phone, killing animals that are in season, gambling, laughing and farting in public.I also fart at home, in the office and in my truck just to see how it smells. Sometimes I can actually smell onions if I had them on my burger for lunch, other times I aint sure. It could've been the bean buritto or chili I ate, who knows??? Ya' just never know unless you blow a hot one, cup your hands and bring them to your face....and huff it in' slooooooowly. And I mean fucking SLOWLY, man. Yep.MySpace Graphics MySpace Layouts MySpace Backgrounds MySpace Codes Glitter Graphic MySpace Layouts MySpace Generators MySpace Editor MySpace Graphics MySpace Games

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The nipple dripping bag of POSUM FUCK who fucked that monkey in the ass who brought us all AIDS....Think about this for second....Some fucking grade school "booger eater" with dark rimmed glasses, zits, a "I Vote Democrat" shirt on, with long hair and Burken Socks who NEVER got any pussy had the noble idea that because he WASN'T getting any pussy and there were no internet chat rooms at the time that....hmmmmm, I think I'm going to go into the jungle in Africa and I'm going to fuck a monkey directly in his asshole and ya' know what??? When I'm done with that....hmmmmmmm, I think I'm going to go back home and fuck a guy in HIS ass....wow, now that sounds like fun. Let me finish this booger and I'm on my way....Well, to that, Mr. Monkey Ass Fucker Anal Blood Fart Splatter, I want to thank you for screwing up the most fun, free, peacful, human thing in the world........SEX!

My Blog

What the fuck is a blog?

I have no idea what a friggin' "blog" is, what it's function is, why am I doing this?
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:41:00 GMT