Member Since: 12/23/2005
Band Website: www.regressors.com
Band Members: Jeff does the drums and Tom does the bass,
Sometimes the guitars, will up and melt your face.
Beside the guitars, which are wielded successfully,
Joel and Chris do harmonica and mandolin - respectivly.
Kevin does the keyboards - a piano or an organ;
and when he starts to sing, the rest will sometimes join him.
If there's anything that needs to be welded or picked,
Jake does a banjo, and his Jeep is quite tricked.
Once in a while, when the time goes to hell,
Craig steps in and they shout, "More Cowbell!"
Sounds Like: Some time in the not too distant future, Molly Hatchet and The Specials meet and party down at a Dead show held at the Grand Ol Opry by Lee Perry. All the while, moonshiners push their bevrages in the parking lot to a sea of unsuspecting college girls stumbling drunk in their khaki pants and white tank tops. They'll shout, "The Regressors rock!" "Have you ever even heard them?", "No, but I heard they really rock!" It's alright, just enjoy a bowl of split pea soup from the parking lot venders - listen to the bluegrass of the parking lot pickers. The ride home that night will be long as the Elvis Costello CD that's in the CD player isn't the typical kick ass rockin stuff he normally does, but rather a collaboration with Burt Bacharach; something your parents, or maybe your grandparents, would dig. The soothing sounds of Costello's deep pronounced vibrato and Bacharach's laid back french horn arrangements actually make everyone take some time to search their soul a bit. "Yes indeed, the moonshine was fine, but the soup was what really put me over the edge"...
Record Label: Regressive Entertainment Group Inc. LLC