Translation Issues |
I had a bunch of US dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line; just one guy in front of me...The guy in front of me was an Asian guy wh...
Posted by sophia on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Ed Zachary Disease |
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to s...
Posted by sophia on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST |
Anger Management |
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.It all started one day when I was...
Posted by sophia on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:59:00 PST |
family guy |
remember that one episode where they're at a baseball game, and peter caught a ball and gave it to stewie? then stewie asked the boy next to him if he would like to exhange his bat for the ball?...
Posted by sophia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
for the lawyers out there... |
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down, and now published by court reporters who had the torment of stay...
Posted by sophia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
this is great |
Eight Words with two Meanings:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Fema...
Posted by sophia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
