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BK

Crusty jugglers.

About Me



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R.I.P. David Foster Wallace.

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My Interests

Specific.

I'd like to meet:



Someone to adopt my parents' kittens. They're free, free I tell you.

Music:

Yes!

Movies:

Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead.

Television:

Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

Books:

Me, pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.
-A.B.

Heroes:

Recovering cosmic humorists.

My Blog

Please Dont Hand Me Your Newborn Baby

That's it. I've tried. I'm done with being polite, with oohing and aahing and gushing and making noises over your little bundles of joy when, in fact, I'm becoming more disinclined by the minute. I'...
Posted by BK on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:02:00 PST

Ppl le Pew

I was just informed via Stephenie that while she was minding her own business in the restroom here at work, there was another "lady" in the stall next to her who was talking on her cell phone whilst ...
Posted by BK on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:55:00 PST

Pest Control

Yard Sale/Knick-Knack Decon Diary Since yours truly is about to commence living alone, I figure for once I should try to garner a little cash for my trouble, so I'm oh-so-grudgingly preparing for wha...
Posted by BK on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:18:00 PST