Elvis J Healey - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I enjoy laughing at people when they fall down. I love it when kids have tantrums in shops and they pee all over the floor and their mum hits them. I like it when animals fight and humilate themselves. Zombies mixed with dinosaurs and robots are very nice. I used to like music till i realised how pathetic it all is. Now im a bitter and twisted maniac at the tender age of 19. All i want out of life now is to film idiots and then edit it all together so the look even more stupid than they actually are.

My Interests

I normally think up rubbish ideas for bands....play in them for a couple of months before ditching them like a bag of stink crap. My real interest is Films, anything released by Entertainment Video is good. Also i have never been anywhere i like.

I'd like to meet:

Kim Gordon, Sophie Ellis Bextor and Lauren Bacall

Music:

Im in three bands...The Wizard and The Frog, The ROBOT NINJA DINOSAUR BASTARDS and Jolly Roger & The Punk Rock Pirates you can find all ravishing acts on myspace I'd like to join these bands....The Birthday Party, Sonic Youth, The Cramps, Billie Holiday, An Albatross, My Bloody Valentine, Lawrence Draws Monsters, Nick Cave, The Smiths, Morrissey,Jonathan Richman, The Modern Lovers,Dead Kennedys, Bjork, Black Sabbath, The Daughters, Parker, Brian Jonestown Massacre,

Movies:

Robocop 1, Robocop2, The Ghoulies 1, The Ghoulies 2, The Ghoulies 3 (Ghoulies go To College), Killer Clowns From Outerspace, Fatguy Goes Nutzoid, Monster In A Closet, House Of 1000 Corpses, Toxic Avenger 4, The Exterminator, The Exterminator 2, No Retreat No Surrender, James Camerons "TITANIC", Space Freaks From Planet Mutoid, Life Is Just A Game, The Uninvited, Space Zombie Bingo, Octopus In A Fridge, Trading Places, Frankenhooker, Bubba Ho tep, Steptoe & son THE MOVIE, Anaconda, Blue Velvet, Total Recall, Hercules In New York, The Running Man, Home Alone, Starship Troopers, Trancers, Conan The Barbarian, Jack Frost 2,

Television:

Steptoe And Son, Dad's Army, Rising Damp, Love Thy Neighbour, Till Death Do Us Part, On The Buses

Books:

All I Know About Film Making I Learned From The TOXIC AVENGER by Lloyd Kaufman

Heroes:

Wesley Willis/ Howard Hughs/ Paul Nightingale/ Lloyd Kaufman/ Micheal Hertz/ Jeremey Kerley/ Anton Newcombe