My Character/Perfect Life/Iceland |
I do believe that my character has been called into question. It has been brought to my attention, by a few parties, that I am, in person, not exactly the person my blogs depict me to be.Clearly this ... Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:57:00 GMT |
To the Creepy Motherfucker who came into my bar... |
Fuck you. And thank you.Ok, let's dissect this. You came in with your girlfriend's father. Oh wait, in case you didn't catch that, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER. I thought it was totally awesome that the t... Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 15:39:00 GMT |
Marriage - is it the Spring? |
What's up with the engagement rings? They're everywhere. I look on MySpace or Facebook and all these girls have their left hand poised for the picture showcasing their symbol of eternal love (and sinc... Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:41:00 GMT |
DISCLAIMER: 8 Rules For Men Who May One Day Find Themselves in My Bed |
First off, I probably don't really care about you in the least. And secondly, I probably will NOT fuck you. I will be considerate enough to tell you this at the beginning of the evening, before ... Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:04:00 GMT |
Editing Services |
I am currently offering editing services for spelling and punctuation on myspace profiles or for any other documents which humans (or any animals with the ability to read words) will read. I am horrif... Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:06:00 GMT |
In the Shade of the Watermelon Vine |
And why would the brick maker make bricks when there is not a brick to be found? What a melancholy attitude, I cannot find what you look for I look for it myself but have forgotten the rules which enc... Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 18:17:00 GMT |
Jehovah Witnesses for Slave Labor |
Ok. So everyone who reads this is in luck today. I was going to start writing about the Dockers commercial where Etta James is singing in the background (Sunday Kind of ... Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:40:00 GMT |
My Plan |
Right then. So I find myself sitting on this huge green couch that my ass has become accustomed to over the past 4 years and I find myself wondering (at such a late hour) why can't I sleep? Every... Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 23:57:00 GMT |