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Rachael

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About Me

I have recently become allergic to many of the foods I used to love. I love to read. And when I do read, I highlight and scribble notes in the margins for fun. I like memorizing poems and passages (I know I'm a dork, I've come to terms with it). I love art. There is nothing better than old architecture, paintings, and statues. Looking at the floor plan for Santiago de Compostela gets me a little wet. And the way the marble acts like clothing and drapes off the Nike of Samothrace - that's essentially foreplay right there. I am so incredibly happy. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

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And I love baseball:"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the "sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days."Hell yeah.

My Blog

My Character/Perfect Life/Iceland

I do believe that my character has been called into question. It has been brought to my attention, by a few parties, that I am, in person, not exactly the person my blogs depict me to be.Clearly this ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:57:00 GMT

To the Creepy Motherfucker who came into my bar...

Fuck you. And thank you.Ok, let's dissect this. You came in with your girlfriend's father. Oh wait, in case you didn't catch that, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER. I thought it was totally awesome that the t...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 15:39:00 GMT

Marriage - is it the Spring?

What's up with the engagement rings? They're everywhere. I look on MySpace or Facebook and all these girls have their left hand poised for the picture showcasing their symbol of eternal love (and sinc...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:41:00 GMT

DISCLAIMER: 8 Rules For Men Who May One Day Find Themselves in My Bed

First off, I probably don't really care about you in the least. And secondly, I probably will NOT fuck you. I will be considerate enough to tell you this at the beginning of the evening, before ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:04:00 GMT

Editing Services

I am currently offering editing services for spelling and punctuation on myspace profiles or for any other documents which humans (or any animals with the ability to read words) will read. I am horrif...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:06:00 GMT

In the Shade of the Watermelon Vine

And why would the brick maker make bricks when there is not a brick to be found? What a melancholy attitude, I cannot find what you look for I look for it myself but have forgotten the rules which enc...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 18:17:00 GMT

Jehovah Witnesses for Slave Labor

      Ok. So everyone who reads this is in luck today. I was going to start writing about the Dockers commercial where Etta James is singing in the background (Sunday Kind of ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:40:00 GMT

My Plan

Right then. So I find myself sitting on this huge green couch that my ass has become accustomed to over the past 4 years and I find myself wondering (at such a late hour) why can't I sleep? Every...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 23:57:00 GMT