is there anybody out there? |
i'm starting to notice how strange it is to live in a neighborhood where everyone goes north for the winter. it's really quiet, which is nice, but at times, i feel an eerie sort of wind blowing. i don... Posted by audrey on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:49:00 PST |
santa sucks |
I hope nobody minds that I am about to speak of Santa Claus as if he is real. To avoid any confusion and strange looks I would like to first say that I know he is not. Just go with it.
I usually get ... Posted by audrey on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST |
halloween |
ok. I can appreciate the fact that human beings as a species pretty much feed off of this one night a year. We really do. Everyone, no matter who you are, gets to be someone they aren't. We get to be ... Posted by audrey on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:26:00 PST |
bathrooms |
I have been to alot of bars in my day. I, in no way, want to insinuate that I go to bars alot, but want to state that I go to them enough to form a valid opinion. I have noticed throughout my "bar goi... Posted by audrey on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:06:00 PST |
rough wolf sex |
So, something terrible is happening right now. Throughout the last couple of hours a massive party has developed in the apartment next to mine. It started off with some loud knocking and loud door ope... Posted by audrey on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST |
changing the clocks |
Clearly, the clocks had to go forward last night. I just couldn't help myself but to ask, why? Who in the world decided to perform this ridiculous task twice a year? And why? Just to screw everybody u... Posted by audrey on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:37:00 PST |
my annoying fountain |
A few months ago I had a sort of, irritating addition to my apartment. This would be a fountain.
One of the most appealing aspects of choosing this apartment was the lake, or "shitty pond" outside my ... Posted by audrey on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:19:00 PST |
To all you bartenders who sneeze |
To all you bartenders out there.....
First of all, the overwhelming feeling of being watched is more prevelant behind a bar than anywhere else, is it not? I am not an actress, have never been an actre... Posted by audrey on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST |
showering |
So, I have really long hair. I mean, I've seen longer, and I'm not trying to deceive anybody here, but its not short, ya know? We all have our own little routines in the shower, do we not? Some people... Posted by audrey on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:00:00 PST |
lines.. |
I would like to bring to everyones attention the undeniable importance of showering. I am overly confident that everyone that is reading this has got a pretty firm grasp on that concept, and if not, w... Posted by audrey on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:26:00 PST |