Beinvenidos. This is my page. To start off, I'm going to tell you right now, there is too much about me to put on this thing before I end up with corpal tunnel or some other arthritic ailment that could tragically render my hands useless. To most men that would mean the end of half their love life. I am a very serious guy so don't F*&% with me. Actually, only when I'm mad.I was told I'm scary and honestly, I don't like the feeling I get when I'm mad so I keep on a humble path as much as possible; but, I am human so that doesn't mean I wont make mtsiakes. Anywho, to really sum me up as a general character, I am boring. Yes BORIIIIIING!!!!!! I'm like a walking book without the pictures, so sad-so bad. In fact that is the perfect rendition of me. I'm full of complicated words and I entice people to throw me into a fire because they can't understand me.......at least I'll keep someone warm; so hey, I have purpose. Nyah. But, my days are like different genres of books, they're always different like a moment that I dedicated to memory as the worst pain I have ever felt-Saturday, June 3, 2006 @ 5:25 p.m.- I was unloading a pallet of product at work at this time. At the very top was a display box of Velveeta Cheese (r) and usually all stockers are supposed to call for help when unloading display boxes. I didn't care. I noticed as I picked it up it was uneven in weight. It was heavier on the bottom. I thought nothing of it. As I was setting it down on the ground it slips right out of my arms and that's when I started to care about teamwork. You know how punching dolls work? They're filled with sand at the bottom so when you punch it, it goes back up. Well, the box did the same. It hit the ground on the side opposite of my place of standing and, like the punching doll, came towards me and punched my bag........................................................I
was resting over the box for a while. That ladies and gentlemen was the most excruciating pain ever. I don't care how tough you are. Getting your jewels sanded down like that is gonna make you fall. But, yeah, those are my general days of life. I get hurt everyday and people still want to hurt me. I'm surprised I have any friends at all. They are the greatest. I just hope I don't make any mtsiakes.(r)The brand name Velveeta, Velveeta Cheese and all Velveeta products are a registered trademark and patent of Kraft Foods Inc. The Kraft symbol is also a registered trademark of Kraft Foods Inc. Please do not attempt to trademark or patent any of these ideas, images or names as you will either get scolded or laughed at with pointed fingers and be forced to pay a rediculous amount of money. Also, to bring to your attention, I have mispelled mistakes through the entire statement of 'About Me' as mtsiakes. I hope you enjoyed the humor in that. Thank you and have a nice day.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: April 20
Birthplace: Burbank
Current Location: San Diego
Eye Color: Green, brown and blue
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 6 foot even
Right Handed or Left Handed: Almost ambidextrous but mostly right.
Your Heritage: Scottish French German and so on for the Euros. I'm a mutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Currently wearing World Industry shoes.
Your Weakness: Girls in trouble.
Your Fears: Barney and Chuck E. Cheese mascots.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken and green bell peppers.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a better job and get better at playing guitar.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'ey. *like Fonzie does it*
Thoughts First Waking Up: Just shoot me.
Your Best Physical Feature: Wouldn't you like to know?
Your Bedtime: 10-11 am. Soon to be a pm standard.
Your Most Missed Memory: I had a bad childhood. There is none.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. They both suck.
Single or Group Dates: Single, duh. How else would you have intemate moments.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: I can't decide.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino. Gotta be the cap.
Do you Smoke: I've stopped.
Do you Swear: Only when I feel like it.
Do you Sing: I try.
Do you Shower Daily: Only because I'd feel dirty if I didn't.
Have you Been in Love: No. I've only had the endocrine response.
Do you want to go to College: Yep.
Do you want to get Married: I might.
Do you belive in yourself: In regards to what?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm already sick.
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope. Not at all.
Are you a Health Freak: I tried and it's just not me.
Do you get along with your Parents: Haven't talked to them in a long time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I get close enough to a lightning strike.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, baby.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Almost every day.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't do hippie shit.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Still no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, don't really like the places.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah, but I need to get some.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmm,sushi. Yeah.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I need a girlfriend for that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I would have if it weren't the winter time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Do I look like a freakin' thief to you?
Ever been Drunk: Uh-huh.
Ever been called a Tease: Many times in high school.
Ever been Beaten up: Never again since I was a kid.
Ever Shoplifted: That's stealing.
How do you want to Die: As horribly as imaginable.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Preferrably not blonde.
Short or Long Hair: Long. Gotta be long.
Height: Just as long as I don't have to step on a stool.
Best Clothing Style: Definately not raggy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Don't know how to answer that.
Number of CDs I own: n/a
Number of Piercings: No metal face please.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Doesn't matter.
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