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Maiden

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well let's see... I'm a proud mom of 2 boys that keep me hopping. I am a contradiction when it comes to personality, caring, sensitive, funny, blunt, bitchy, moody. I enjoy laughing and making people laugh.

My Interests

I like to read, game, chat, camp, go for walks, do crafty/ creative things. I have a soft spot for animals, especially cats!

I'd like to meet:

No one specific, anyone and everyone is welcome. Sense of humour is a must! Sarcasm welcome and expected! Be able to take it as well as dish it! I DO NOT add bands, businesses or people looking to collect numbers. If you are not going to hold an actual conversation with me, don't waste my time.

Music:

Music is a wierd one for me, I like everything from Metallica and Linkin Park, to Andrea Boccelli and Enya. Clannad, Barenaked Ladies, Eminem, James Taylor, Nickleback, Destiny's Child. I DO NOT ADD BANDS!!!

Movies:

My favorite movies are Nightmare Before Christmas, Amelie, Braveheart (DUH!) Benny and Joon, Ever After.

Television:

CSI, True Crime, nothing like scaring the shit out of yourself!

Books:

Children Of Men- P.D. James, Romeo and Juliet- Shakespeare, Pride and Prejudice- Jane Austen, Harry Potter- J.K. Rowling

Heroes:

This is a hard one! Anyone with the guts to stand up for what they believe in, or to fight what they know is wrong. I'd have to say Bono from U2. Instead of sitting on his ass enjoying his money, he's using his fame to try and promote peace and ending hunger.

My Blog

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1. The first screw to get loose in your head is the one that holds your tongue in place. 2. You're only young once. After that it takes some other excuse for behaving like an idiot. 3. Even if the maj...
Posted by Maiden on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:50:00 PST

Revenge LOL

So, I discovered this morning that I am apparently a tad petty.  I needed to vaccum, and decided since my lovely downstairs neighbours have a thing for turning their surround sound full volume at...
Posted by Maiden on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:54:00 PST

OMG this is F*ing hilarious!

Below is an actual letter of complaint received by Lothian BordersPolice.Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering serviceHaving spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police st...
Posted by Maiden on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:31:00 PST

New Rules

George Carlin's New Rules for 2008 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.Com! There's reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, ...
Posted by Maiden on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 06:42:00 PST

Vomit

Thats it!! I've decided that children under the age of 10 should not be permitted to vomit.  I reached this decision after my own little fountain of youth decided to see how much area he could co...
Posted by Maiden on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

Stress management

..> In case you are having a rough day, here is a stress  management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and w...
Posted by Maiden on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:40:00 PST

Sleep

Would someone please give me suggestions on how to get a baby to actually sleep???? LOL
Posted by Maiden on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST

A trip to Wal-Mart

A TRIP TO WALMARTYou are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Cove...
Posted by Maiden on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:31:00 PST

Top Reasons

..>..> ..> ..>..> ..> TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA:..1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown....
Posted by Maiden on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:40:00 PST

Completely Alone

For some reason this is on my mind tonight.  I had a slight scare with baby-to-be recently.  And even though it was a false alarm, the questions they asked me at the hospital not only made m...
Posted by Maiden on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST