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The Smartest Man Alive

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About Me


I'm just Tyler. No more, no less.
I always thank Jesus Christ for each day, no matter how good or bad my life seems to be.
I'm not a morning person.
I wish I could break dance.
My right foot is slightly longer than my left.
I'm afraid of stairs, ice, and uneven terrain.
I sing loud when I'm in the car, but whisper the words at stop lights.
I blush for no appearant reason.
I like to talk during movies, but get annoyed when people talk during songs.
My eyes change color from winter to summer.
I will make random outrageous statements out of random words that come to mind that often make people call me a "weirdo".
I feel more afraid looking Up than Down when at great heights.
I CAN juggle
I'm more afraid of living than dying.
Sometimes I get into a mood where listening to sad songs actually makes me feel better.
I think movie dates are stupid and boring.
I don't floss every day.
I can cook a delicate 5 course meal, but screw up a grilled cheese every time.
I drive a crotch-rocket and have yet to crash!
My earliest memory I can recall is an experience I had at Michigans Adventure, on the Log Ride.
In kindergarden I was given the "best story-teller" award.
I bowled a 253 on 3/16/06! and 254 on 9/25/06 woot!!.
I love going to the beach at sunset or just going for a walk on a warm summer night.
I hate rehtorical questions like "are you having fun yet?" when I'm at work...
I'm not hot, I'm not cool... I'm just room temperature I guess.
If you asked me what my idea of perfect is, I couldn't tell you.
I frequently bite my tongue when I chew for some reason.
I don't want to live to see the day I die.
I have no idea what that means haha
My mind has a mind of it's own
I am a huge nerd, in the coolest way.
I solved a rubik's cube once on accident.
I tried to fly not once, but 8 times when I was a child. I think one time I almost had it.
Some days I go through the whole day with a soundtrack to my life that plays in my mind.
When I die, I want to be placed in my casket naked, giving 2 thumbs up, just to lighten the mood.
I've always wanted a tiger.
I was a victorious star on the Judge Mathis Show.
I've always wanted a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist.
I'm alergic to tartar control tooth paste.
If I sleep 4 hours I will wake up fine, other wise I require at least 8.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Dave Grohl
Big Foot
The Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man
Billy Idol
Gary Coleman
The Kool-Aid Guy
Gizmo
Widget
Uncle Fester
the A-Team
Jay and Elwood, the Blues Brothers
Slimer
Chuck Norris
Hulk Hogan
Clint Eastwood
Mr. T
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10-21 When movie trailers claim that a film "has the critics raving" I like to imagine that Ebert and Roeper are really out there somewhere trippin' on Xtacy, listening to hardcore techno music, wavin...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:36:00 GMT