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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
-Hunter S Thompson
Start your day with a positive attitude:
1 Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2 Name it "everyone you hate".
3 Send it to the trash.
4 Empty the trash.
5 Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to delete everyone you hate"?
6 Calmly answer, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly...
I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.I'm a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.I'm new wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and biodegradable.I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive.Behind the eight-ball, ahead of the curve, ridin’ the wave, dodgin’ the bullet, pushin’ the envelope.I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.I got no need for coke and speed; I’ve got no urge to binge and purge.I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down.'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.I'm a non-believer, I’m an over-achiever; Laid-back, and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; Low-rent, high maintenance.I’m super-sized, long-lasting, High-definition, fast-acting, Oven-ready, and built to last.I'm a hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver.My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, User-friendly, and lactose-intolerant.I like rough sex; I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mail, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore - no soft porn.I bought a microwave at a mini-mall, I bought a mini-van at a mega-store, I eat fast food in the slow lane.I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.A fully equipped, factory-authorized, Hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, Pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, Post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped And vacuum-packed.And . . . I have an unlimited broadband capacity.I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride.Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time.I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough. Over and out."— George Carlin
Likes
scanning the ground for shiny things to take home. conversation, a damn good party, being a socialite, Mexican and Tapas, a long hot bath, sleeping in. Chattin to Chai online, staying up till stupid o'clock. random adventures in Brighton, coffee with duncan, rum with julio,
Dislikes
Salt, The Cold, Souless Crabs, inpolite people, Frauds, tourists, totalitarian goverments, RACISM. The Closed and the GuardedDestrado, Libido MyGen Profile Generator