Napoleon Dynamite - ProfilesArchive

About Me

well I am pretty much the coolest guy on mypace! I don't know why but alot of ladies have been mack'n on me laitley, maybe it's the 10 pushups I have been crankin out every other Sunday, or maybe it's my killer dance move's! I am not shure. I spent last summer in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines, I shot like 50 of them, they were trying to attack my cousins. what the heck would you do in a situation like that? I used a freakin 12 gauge what do you think?..

My Interests

I LIKE DRAWING ANIMALS AND WARRIORS AND FIGURES. I AM PRETTY MUCH THE BEST I KNOW AT IT.

I'd like to meet:

Kipp met his his soulmate on the internet, so maybe I can meet mine! that would be pretty sweet I guess.

Music:

KIPP'S GIRLFRIEND LAFONDA GAVE ME A MIXED TAPE THATS PRETTY COOL I GUESS.

Movies:

D QWONS DANCE MOVES!!!

Television:

ANYTHING I FEEL LIKE WATCHING, WHAT DO YA THINK. GOSH!!

Books:

Anything that will improve my skills!

Heroes:

My Best friend Pedro, he has a sledgehammer, with pegs and shocks. Lucky!

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My Blog

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Posted by Napoleon Dynamite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST