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Hattori Hanzo

To understand the darkness...you must step into it.

About Me

Hi. you're probably expecting some long winded explaination of who i am and all of that shit...well truth is, instead of trying to be sneaky...why don't you click that little man on your desktop, the aim icon if you will and ask me. now you may be sitting there wondering what name to call me, hanzo works best, i answer to, hattori hanzo, ssninja (for you obc fans) strider hanzo, darkness. you know the drill right? sure you may think i'm pretty good looking, or down right repulsive...truth is, if you're kind enough to say hi, i'll talk to ya. about anything and everything. i swing a mean sword and i don't plan on missing with my shuriken toss...so watch your toes. i might lob one of them fucks right off :-P
so bullshit with me if you wish to do so...but if you shoot me some bullshit, that'll only give me the last laugh. so be kind please rewind.
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 28%
Kissing Skill Level - 22%
Cudding Skill Level - 44%
Sex Skill Level - 51%
Why They Love You You can do amazing things with your tongue.
Why They Hate You You won't take your socks off.
This Quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 5235 Times. New - Help with love and dating! Hanzo --
[noun]:
A master of sexual gratification
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

DDR, initial D, music, my boya nimbus (my car), anime, video games, people watcher, admiring beautiful women and things :-P

I'd like to meet:

meeting? hm...well, you wanna do as i said earlier, then whats up? i'm quick, to the point, not this slow beatin around the bush type. as its said on the ampm radio commerical, its called the cover up, for those types of people, its having a toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash at their desk. these people are called suckas. also smart women who know how to read their hotornot messages or know a thing or two about where pittsburg ca is...i mean the minor shit will work like the zip code, 94565. not being on the other side of the country ya know what i'm sayin? oh and you can't forget...those know me as ssninja on obc...(but who reads those things anyway...)gentlemen, i'm not hatin on ya, if you are one of those cool headed folks that needs some words of wisdom that will slice thru ya like gov't cheese, holla. Think y'all got game to run with me? do what you do, bring that A game, and try your hand at this sexiness that is humbly named Hanzo. oh yea...and you can't forget this guy...bubb rubb...
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Music:

whateva gets my head noddin and gets me focused, i'll rock it. ya like it? i bet you do.....

My Blog

Road Head: its an amazing thing.

so ok, i'm doing my run of the mill drive home from the job right?so i look over...at this civic on the freeway and i see this repeative motion with a guy driving...i'm like oh no, is that what i thin...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune 2 Titles

ok so i found this on some wangan midnight forum... and i figured those who play in my group of friends could appreicate the following....enjoy*Variables*[car] Variables:3.8RS - PhoenixRSR - "Immortal...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST

Something important ya'll needed to know.

on this day...the special day of one mr. wendell (happy birthday good sir, may the drunken good times ensue for you) and a month before my special day.i was thinking of something important for you lad...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

to all friends and enemies alike.

i have come to terms with the idea that i can create and destroy emotions very easily and quickly. and if it was you against the world, it'd be to your best advantage to have me at your side.take noti...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

capcom arcade classics 2 funny

so ok, i was playing the game that 'doesn't exist' according to eb games, and gamestop. the same game i was called a liar for having in my possession before purchase.funny story about how i picked up ...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

Maybe...just Maybe (its just for you....you know who you are)

there will be a time where maybe...those who feared me will understand me.maybe, they will like what they see and hearmaybe they wont.maybe those who fear me at this time, for whatever reason, will co...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST

y-con 2k6 summed up in one picture


Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

i'm awake now!! ^__^

in recent events with a white girl with a nice ass, a couple things my homeboys have said, and a true homegirl of mine speakin the truth, i've decided to make a slight change in my persona.not so much...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

nice guys vs the assholes, what do females really want?

ok, i sit here wondering this question. its a question that may go unanswered, and it also may got simple written all over it.the nice guy...vs the asshole, what do females truly want?there's two type...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:05:00 PST

Katie Gots Sum Big Ass tittays (semi NWS)

as we all have seen it, chappelle's show in the first season had a look into what it'd be like to have the real world with only one white person on the whole show, it was called the mad real world.now...
Posted by Hattori Hanzo on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST