my beautiful baby ian peein
fishing but only with the best people
camping
vacations
tanning
colorful shit
lip gloss
parties
driving
random people
day dreams
scary movies
good music
dancing when no ones looking
singing in the shower
laughing until i cry
staying up late to see the stars
being opinionated
taking my time
mini skirts
low cut tops
vivid underware
kissing in public
my fuzzy dog
BIG BOOTY HOES!!
sleeping with the fan on
taking walks right before it starts getting dark
the smell of the baby right after his bath
candles with no lights on
satin sheets and jams
mid day naps
days that arent filled with drama yelling and fighting
chocolate
the drive in
central air
not wearing clothes
writing letters
thinking about the future
but most of all i love who i am and thats what matters most. every single part of me...my stretch marks
the fact that i gained more then i should have during pregnancy
my legs
my eyes
my ass
my lips, my hands, my feet, and my big ass boobs. BIG BITCHES KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN AND WE MAKE LOVE TO OUR FOOD! i am not conceited i just know who i am and i represent it.
EXTREME!!!!! YEAH LETS GET SOME FUCKIN MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!!!!!
Never lose your inner child
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One day there will be no one to stop me. We will live in perfect serenity where the little things in life don't matter theres only us.
I FUCKING HATE DRUGS!!! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME AND MY SON
M-mothers
A-against
D-drunk
D-driving
My drug of choice....motherhood.
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I am a mother...there is no child alike...all beautiful in their own ways. My son is my entire life. He gives me strength, courage, happiness, and brings out a part of me that I never even knew existed. I love to laugh....its the key to being healthy. Do I believe in God? Yes, I do. The thing is I am not going to tell you what to believe in and shove my business down your throat I believe everyone believe something different no matter how simular your opinion is to the person sitting next to you in church...we all have our own deal and I believe its a private matter until you ask...voice your opinion all you want...I know that I do....just dont expect the response that you want. On that note I am brutally truthful in all ways. If you ask me if you look like shit I will tell you the truth. It hurts...deal with it you shouldnt ask if your not ready to deal with the answer. There are some people in this world I really dislike due to their high achievement of being worthless...I would like to congratulate those people because they are never going to amount to shit...way to go guys. I smoke cigarettes...and believe me I know all about the cancer and heart disease and all this and that...this is my problem correct?...we all have our dirty little filthy habits. I enjoy making fun of people most of all the ones that dont get that I am making fun of them...I am a mean bitch sometimes but if you can handle my personality for more then ten minutes then you must be okay to talk too. I hear that I am strong willed from time to time...it is true that I have had my share of crazy random bullshit happen, I fall, I get up, I brush myself off, and I move on to the next day. Shit theres always tomorrow right? Just laugh it off....if that doesnt work you can always take your ex boyfriends naked pictures send them to gay chatrooms with his cellphone number along with the quote "looking for a good time." I promise that puts a smile on the face of you and all your friends...if there wasnt revenge who knows what I would do. With that here is a list of things all people should take notes on:
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Rules all women should obey
1. Own the bathroom do not let it own you...if you are taking over 20 minutes to get dressed, apply make up, and do your hair...you don't deserve to go out into public in the first place.
2. Let your man know that you do shit and often maybe even as much as he does...this is not a secret nor is it a sin. If you have a man that thinks this is gross and unlady like leave the fuckin door open next time you decide to take some you time on that white throne. He will never say anything again in this area
3. Do not let words own you...for example: cunt, bitch, slut, whore, skank, trampy cock lover, fat, dirty, so on and so forth. I perfer to be called each of these things at least once a day. They are just words that shouldn't effect the way you view yourself
4. THIS BEING MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: LADIES NEVER LET ANOTHER MAN DEGRATE YOU OR YOUR BODY...ITS YOUR TEMPLE YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER ONE PROTECT YOURSELF LOVE YOURSELF AND CHERISH EVERYDAY THAT YOU GET.
Rules Men should obey
1. Always be yourself it makes you much more attractive...self confidence is the key.
2. Get over it...all dicks are the same small big funny shaped they all do the same damn thing so stop fighting about the god damn size...
3. Be truthful with your woman...you probably don't deserve her anyways so be fuckin honest
Rules for Everyone:
ANAL SEX IS FOUL AND UNEEDED JUST STOP IT YOU FUCKIN FREAKS!!!
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder...then i am truly fucked
When life isn't going right...slit your wrists your fuckin whiney ass needs to stop bitching to everyone and do them a favor
In a case where you are not sure what to do just ask buddy christ, hes always giving the thumbs up when ever you need him
If your in the shower for more then 30 minutes your either masturbating or dead...no one needs that much time in there
ALWAYS CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED THAT SHIT IS FUCKIN SICK OKAY!!!!!
Please wrap it the fuck up do you really think dying is worth 5 minutes of so called "pleasure"
The last thing everyone should know about me...I am the biggest bitch you will ever know and I am lovin every minute of it
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The list shall go on and on....
RAP: David Banner,
MIKE JONES!!!!,
Paul Wall,
SMILE FOR ME DADDY
3-6Mafia,
Icp
ROCK: manson,
tool,
a perfect circle ,
zombie,
daughtry (HELLZ YEAH),
hinder,
disturbed,
cold,
system of a down,
black sabbath,
adema,
deftones,
korn,
six feet under,
tapping the vein,
slipknot,
and many many more.
The movie of all time...
SCARFACE. Nothing compares to the endless insults of Al Pachino saying fuck every few minutes. We also can't rule out CARLITO'S WAY!!!! Other movies include...
Haggard,
Saw, Day After Tomorrow, Crazy/Beautiful,
Requim for a Dream,
Texas Chain Saw,
Saw, Harold and Kamar Go to White Castle,
Amiteyville Horror (remake),
Sweet November,
Shrek I and II,
Grumpy Old Men,
Soul Plane,
Soul Food,
Resident Evil I and II,
The Girl Next Door,
Pulp Fiction,
Can't Hardly Wait,
Bram Strokers Dracula,
Interview with A Vampire,
American Beauty,
The Little Mermaid,
Jawbreaker, The Rundown, Dogma,
All the Friday movies, Ferris Bullers Day Off,
Dawn of the Dead,
Idol Hands,
Any Adam Sandler movie,
What Dreams May Come,
Eternal Sunshine for a Spotless Mind,
Virgin Suicides,
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back,
The Devil's Addvocate,
Fear, Underworld,
40 Year Old Virgin,
Thirteen,
there are more but i dont feel like listing them
FRICKIN' IDIOT GOSH!!!!
That 70's Show, King of the Hill, South Park, Family Guy, Wife Swap, Jackass, Simpsons, The O.C., House, Viva La Bam, Bam's Unholy Union, Wildboyz, Man Vs. Wild, Rules of Engagment, and some others
Go Ask Alice, If You Loved Me, Baby Help, Survivor, Cut, American Gods
PARIS FUCKIN HILTON HOTT!!!
My heros are my little ian peein...he gives me the strength to wake up everydayfont