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Gingerbread Man

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.

About Me

Laughter is not the best medicine. It's the only real medicine, because if you can't learn to laugh at yourself and everything around you, you can't learn to live, happily. I know it seems incredible, but it is definately the only way I can look at life and keep my sanity. Or was that my mind? Either way, I'm smart, witty, and I've got a great personality. Yeah, I know, i didn't say one word 'bout my looks on purpose. I'm not exactly Tom Cruise, or Leo De'caprio, or whoever's hot these days. I don't pay attention anymore. I'm not, and that's all I know. I believe in love, and marriage and all that happy horse-sh*t, but it's not for me. Too much responibility. I'm just living one day at a time and trying to keep ahead of the rat race. Not just for the cheese either, but because they all smell funny. At any rate, I'm a social drinker and love to drink and hang out with my friends, or enemies, whoever's available that day, at least they know my name! I dream of doing big things, but I'm stuck in a small town right now. Wow. That's a lot of information at once. let's see. Anything else useful. I love sports, but if they bore you, let me know, and I'll find something that you're more interested in, not that I'm refering to some/all of my friends!! Curse you guys. Let's see, about them. Stephan... Nice hat. Alex. Your kid is going to be find no matter how much he hits his head. Julia, hope I spelt that right... and yes I'm going to every country. Who else gets to have an inside joke that nobody else will understand and not laugh at and grumble about the waste of space.... David, I swear if you don't stop being so down I'm going to kick your butt up... Brian, pay me back. I'm serious. Brandon... stop not bringing me things. I like stuff a lot more then not. R - What you got me to do is not exactly what I had in mind when we agreed to this.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I like doing things.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet President Bush so I can tell him how I feel about certain issues. how about those hot celeberties? Or, even better. how about you?

Music:

All but country

Movies:

The Crow, Beetlejuice, Army of Darkness, Lord of the Rings, WishMaster, SpiderMan, (for the quotes) Combat Academy, Police Academy, Hot Shots, (both) Robin Hood, Men in Tights, Rambo III, Evil Dead II, X-men II: X-men United, The Big Hit, The Fugitive, and other movies

Television:

Heroes, Simpsons, 10 items or less, Family guy, uhh, some other show

Books:

Anything I get my sticky hands on

Heroes:

We're all heroes

My Blog

Questionarie

I was talking to Mumbles today and we discovered something interesting in the world of myspace..  Those blasted chain letters and such are extemely annoying, and to tell the truth, we're fed up w...
Posted by Salut on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST

Am I doing what I want?

It's weird, trying to know exactly what you want, and trying to juggle what works in reality.  It's messed up in my opinion that we can't all do what we want, we have to have middle ground, but t...
Posted by Salut on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST

Oversized.. underpriced?

           What would you do if one day you woke up and couldn't figure out where you were?  Why you didn't know anyone around you, couldn't iden...
Posted by Salut on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:02:00 PST

Why hello y'all

So I do a lot of silent* observation, and I've noticed, silently* that a lot of people send out these why boys like girls or vice versa, and some of them are right, but not on the money ever.  No...
Posted by Salut on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Oh!

I was struck both with inspiration and with a sheer anger for my job last night, from VERY different sources.  Anyway, before I do all that, (ranting) I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Rhianno...
Posted by Salut on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

Have you??? Part Two

Have you ever been so in love, that you knew you'd do anything they wanted, but they felt the exact same about you? Have you ever felt something for someone who didn't have them back? Have you been so...
Posted by Salut on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST

Have you...?

Ever looked up at the sky, and felt so unimportant that you could barely fight running into traffic?    Have you ever felt the love of a beautiful woman be taken away so suddenly that all y...
Posted by Salut on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

BOOM<__>

Hello everyone.  I felt I haven't ranted lately.  Movies... and the way they're going lately.  Seriously, I can predict 9/10s of the movies today.  They're just.. pathetic, take so...
Posted by Salut on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

And you thought I'd died

not yet, I've been distracted by my own inept rage.  I don't recall commenting on this before, so I'll go off about it again, as always, I accept replies, hating me or whatever. Girls... when you...
Posted by Salut on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST

Arrr matey

Alright, I've been meaning to vent about this for some time... Daniel, thanks as always for the inspiration for this vent!  The movies lately...  One of the new genres... How gross and gorey...
Posted by Salut on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST