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Ashley

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

About Me

I am fun. I am confident. I am attractive. I like myself. I stick up for my friends. I stick up for myself. I am close with my family. I like vodka. I make people laugh. I have NEVER been called boring. I am intelligent. I will beat you in pool. I am honest. I like thongs. I love my Redskins and Bruce Springsteen. I have a weird crush on Terry Bradshaw. I like being pied in public, but only if it is a surprise. I hate tunnels, rock quarrys, corn fields, and especially Pirate Voices.

My Interests

People/objects that make me laugh. I love to laugh.

I'd like to meet:

I like fun people. I like confidence and sarcasm. I like people who can laugh at themselves. I like people who drink miller lite. They must like Subway, Slim-Jims, the Redskins and Bruce Springsteen and not be allergic/opposed to cheese or lunch meat.

Music:

Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, Journey, U2, Bon Jovi, Steely Dan... Pretty much anything except Christmas songs sung by famous musicians [as in the Boyz II Men Christmas Album] or listening to myself sing Whitney Houston. And I know many people, including my boss's entire wedding party, will agree with me on that one [although at the time I thought my rendition of 'Greatest Love of All' was very good].

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, The Usual Suspects, Dazed and Confused, Drop Dead Fred, Go, Blow, Jackass

Television:

Bad reality TV, Conan O'Brien; Law & Order, CSI Miami, Sex and the City, Greys Anatomy, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Simpsons

Books:

The Stand by Stephen King, The Pelican Brief by John Grisham, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Heroes:

Bruce Springsteen, Joe Gibbs; Conan O'Brien