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About Me

.r{} Apparently, Tony is my real-life doppelganger.

'Tiocfáidh ár Lá'

If you want to know me, you have to laugh with me.
If you want to love me, you'll have to make me laugh.
Gender bent. Humor warped. MC Craigslist reader. Baked Goods Whore. Thinker. Analyzer. Intentional. Jokester. Reader. Writer. Heart fighter. Hearsta...always. Nice Guy. Bow-Thrower. Fun-Poker. Marshmallow Toaster. Socially Awkward. German-Irish-Emo-Redneck. Funny. Karma backup. Hot makeouts. Stutters. Stiff drinks. Trembler.

My Interests

Absolute truths, hot chocolate chip cookies, quantum theory, good coffee, baked goods, the beach, going out in the boat with my brother fishing, fishing in general, stars, islands, new technology, nifty gadgets, loud speakers, cheese, permanent markers, gentleman jack, hot emails, America belonging to the people, phone hookups, queers, shrinky-dinks, pushing limits, expanding experiences, magic, canned vegetables - or none at all! laying in the dark and talking, second chances, rom-coms, new beginnings, old trusteds, new flavors, new scents, travel, funny bitches and bastards.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys

Saturday early-morning risers who wake up at 7AM and can have conversations about the night before without being crabby. Sunday mid-morning risers who want to put on the radio, listen to Etta, Billie, Frank, or Louis, drink coffee, read the paper, and dance in their socks while getting refills...and then go to drink our breakfast at Linda's.

Show-Uppers. Textured Minds. Textured Hearts. Teachers. Learners. Fisherpeople. Meat-Eaters. Ass-Grabbers. Flaggers. Movie-Watchers. Mis-matchers. B-teamers. Individuals. Rioters. Revolutionaries. Magicians. Sock Dancers. Talking Animals. Clean Laundry. Regular Showerers. The Bluths. Basement-Scientists. Hot Queers. Cake. Move Makers. Owls. Same Leaguers. Painters. Trivia Wizards. Other Islanders. Comedians. Bakers.

You in a bathroom stall.

lots and lots of these:

Music:

Everything. Anything.

Movies:

The Chumscrubber. Donnie Darko. To Kill A Mockingbird. Garden State. Raising Arizona. Phat Girlz. Stand By Me. Goonies. Drop Dead Gorgeous. TransAmerica. A Christmas Story. Psycho. Gangs of New York, Children of Men. I would lay $100 that I own at least one movie you love. I'm partial to Classic Horrors and Independent Comedies.

Television:

Law and Order (All Of Them)

Arrested Development is the best show ever created.The Discovery Channel. The History Channel. A&E.

Books:

Where the Sidewalk Ends. To Kill A Mockingbird. The Amityville Horror. In Cold Blood. No, David! Any military field manual I can get my hands on.

Heroes:

My Brother. No, David! Atticus Finch Not-too-cool kids. DaVinci.

My Blog

Curry and Biore

I woke up at my typical early hour this morning. 7AM. I took Atticus on a walk, then decided I should go grocery shopping.I was at the grocery by 8:30. While shopping I saw a box of these things:Okay ...
Posted by B on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

how in the hell is this possible?

How can I possibly look like all of these people??But - on a positive note  - i am glad that the software is finally giving me male stars  *grin* ...
Posted by B on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:30:00 PST

OCD and PlayDoh

I have always known that I wanted a family.I didn't ever want to "have" a baby, but you know - I always pictured myself being involved with another adult and raising a child.The thought of matching bo...
Posted by B on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:55:00 PST

St. Patrick's Day Is Coming

St. Patrick's Day is my favorite day of the year.Straight up.No question about it.It's the only holiday I like celebrating, honestly.You don't have to cook (although, I'm not known to turn down some c...
Posted by B on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

Southern Winds and Ocean Views - Senses of Humor ONLY

Southern Winds and Ocean Views Today at my desk I thought about how much I missed thunderstorms again. And how they come rolling in to the beaches of Savannah and makes the air smell sweet. This is wh...
Posted by B on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

Thoughts of the Weekend

I slept almost 13 hours on Friday night. I did the same last night. In the time I was awake, I had some thoughts.I am funny. I am also unfiltered. I try to make an effort to keep it toned down. Someti...
Posted by B on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

Mexican Dick Sucking Faggot

I walk to work every morning. It's awesome. My work is a mile from my apartment. I get to see the mountain with amazing oranges and pinks bouncing off of it as the sun comes up. I smell food and ince...
Posted by B on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

I <3 Harry

Christmas Eve I was alseep around midnight:thirtyI got to talk to my nephew who spouted last minute when I asked him what he was hoping for that Santa was going to get him a morph...My brother got on ...
Posted by B on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Mister Me

How about it.I woke up this morning and had sideburns and sounded like Barry White.lol... l wish - Last night at around 6:30, I shot up.Cass, Adrien, Lisa, Sarah Jane, Josie and Melanie were all prese...
Posted by B on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

Well, actually, I can feel it coming in the UPS truck.My T was supposed to arrive yesterday. It didn't. I called to find out the status of the shipment.They read over the address "...Seattle, Washingt...
Posted by B on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST